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Topic: Length.. - part 27
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Fri 09/20/13 10:29 AM
i finally broke down and placed an advertisement in the classifieds titled, "wife wanted"

i received numerous replies, but they all said the same thing, "you can have mine"

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Fri 09/20/13 10:36 AM


alas fair lady
http://mingle2.com/topic/329165
i had gone to the breckenridge meet for such a request
fortunately i do have access to this...




Awesome ESE, for real? OMG I'm so excited. So when can my dream be fulfilled? Oh, I can't wait, I can't wait!:thumbsup: flowerforyou


Okay ESE do I just get the picture or does my bucket list get one checkmark as "DONE"? :wink:

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Fri 09/20/13 10:39 AM
safety first little filly. i don't ride in the rain. as soon as the sky clears and the streets are dry in san antonio, we'll make it happen drinks

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Fri 09/20/13 02:16 PM
Edited by dcastelmissy on Fri 09/20/13 02:16 PM

safety first little filly. i don't ride in the rain. as soon as the sky clears and the streets are dry in san antonio, we'll make it happen drinks


Cool ESE you're a sweetheart! Boy I sure hope I don't kick the bucket tonight. If that happens you can come pick up my ashes and take them for the ride! rofl rofl

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Fri 09/20/13 02:19 PM
just remember that bras are not allowed on a harley, for safety reasons pitchfork

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Fri 09/20/13 02:42 PM

just remember that bras are not allowed on a harley, for safety reasons pitchfork


Got it!

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Fri 09/20/13 03:46 PM

alas fair lady
http://mingle2.com/topic/329165
i had gone to the breckenridge meet for such a request
fortunately i do have access to this...




Awesome, Bike!:thumbsup:

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Sun 09/22/13 10:32 AM
freudian slips-when you say one thing and mean your mother

a slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say

one morning my wife and i were having breakfast and i meant to say, honey please pass the butter, but what came out was, you freakin' beotch you ruined my life

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Sun 09/22/13 10:42 AM
...still waiting for my move to America Jr.
where the hell is B.?

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Sun 09/22/13 10:46 AM
torgo might have her held up raking his leaves, or washing the zombiemobile

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Sun 09/22/13 10:53 AM
damn him!

he needs to replace all of his trees with fake ones so we can get a move on...

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Sun 09/22/13 11:00 AM
maybe the bster got a job to save up the money for the trip

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Sun 09/22/13 11:04 AM
leave it to her to be practical...oh wait, what am i thinking, it's B we are talking about here. slaphead

(wonder if i can get a discounted 'cleaning'?)

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Sun 09/22/13 11:08 AM
when you don't have to worry about seeing any "beard on beard" life is all rainbows, unicorns, and butterflies

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Sun 09/22/13 11:11 AM
so true....

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Sun 09/22/13 12:38 PM

torgo might have her held up raking his leaves, or washing the zombiemobile



I'll never tell.

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Sun 09/22/13 12:39 PM
rant

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Sun 09/22/13 05:53 PM

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Mon 09/23/13 06:43 AM


where the hell is B.?


She's been busy taking a college course on dominatrix, and watching movies about global architecture. Or was that a college course on global architecture, and watching movies about dominatrix?

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Mon 09/23/13 12:59 PM
have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes?

if you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... it is about time you became informed:

A ... Almost Boobs
B ... Barely there
C ... Can't Complain
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake

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