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what do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
divorced |
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the police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife. they said, "is this your wife sir?".
shocked, i answered, "yes it is". they said, "i'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus". i said, "i know, but she has a great personality" |
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+1 !!!
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the police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife. they said, "is this your wife sir?". shocked, i answered, "yes it is". they said, "i'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus". i said, "i know, but she has a great personality" I lol'ed |
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a man asked an old indian what his wife's name was.
the indian replied, "she called three horse" the man said, "that's an unusual name for a wife. what does it mean?" the old indian answered "it old indian name. it mean, NAG, NAG, NAG!" |
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why do women have two more brain cells than cows?
so they don't $hit on the floor when you play with their ****(boobs). |
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i told my girlfriend that she drew her eyebrows on too high
she looked surprised... |
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what does a woman who just got out of an abusive relationship do?
it better be the damn dishes! |
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a woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. one day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. as she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "you know what? you have been with me all through the bad times. when i got fired, you were there to support me. when my business failed, you were there. when i got shot, you were by my side. when we lost the house, you stayed right here. when my health started failing, you were still by my side. you know what?"
"what dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "i think you're bad luck." |
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So will someone tell me what's up with this tread? suzanne20 started this thread. the following is the original post What is the most pages your threads make it to? My average is like 1-3 with a few exceptions...I had one that made it to part 2, then it got terminated due to a stalker since that first post, many minglers have contributed to keep this thread going. the thread topic is usually ignored and posting is done simply to make this thread longer We ought to start laying wagers on who will stay in the longest. But I don't think I'll live that long.  Personally, if I was a betting person, my money would be on Man Law just because it is so typically men in general. Sad fact of life. Men post about respecting women on these posts but alas twas not to be.  Men ultimately just want our bodies. And if we women don't have a great body, we're just flat out of luck. 
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We ought to start laying wagers on who will stay in the longest. But I don't think I'll live that long. Personally, if I was a betting person, my money would be on Man Law just because it is so typically men in general. Sad fact of life. Men post about respecting women on these posts but alas twas not to be. Men ultimately just want our bodies. And if we women don't have a great body, we're just flat out of luck.
girl, length can't hold a ruler to betty's "topicless" thread in the 50's section as far as men only wanting women with great bodies. if that is what you truly believe, than i guarantee i guarantee you have been exposing yourself to boys and not men (bulldog double guarantee - patent pending) |
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We ought to start laying wagers on who will stay in the longest. But I don't think I'll live that long. Personally, if I was a betting person, my money would be on Man Law just because it is so typically men in general. Sad fact of life. Men post about respecting women on these posts but alas twas not to be. Men ultimately just want our bodies. And if we women don't have a great body, we're just flat out of luck.
girl, length can't hold a ruler to betty's "topicless" thread in the 50's section as far as men only wanting women with great bodies. if that is what you truly believe, than i guarantee i guarantee you have been exposing yourself to boys and not men (bulldog double guarantee - patent pending) AWWWW, is that a promise ESE. Been reading all your jokes. You should have been a standup comic. This is better than the comedy club. Dude you ought to copyright the thread and make some money. 
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i've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming
*note: kc, let her dream |
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my wife asked what it would take to make her look good
i said "about a mile" |
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what do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? divorced What do you call a man who has lost 100% of his intelligence? Lonely! Hey ESE I have a bucket list of stuff I want to do before I croak. You could fulfill one of those wishes. Are you interested? |
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i've got long hair, but i'm no genie. i guarantee i guarantee as a true texan man, i will do everything in my power to help a little filly fulfill her dream
(bulldog double guarantee - patent pending) |
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i've got long hair, but i'm no genie. i guarantee i guarantee as a true texan man, i will do everything in my power to help a little filly fulfill her dream (bulldog double guarantee - patent pending) Okay, great. Here is my wish. My mom and dad used to ride a Harley in the old days, years before I came along. By the time I was in the picture, the Harley was long gone. My wish has been to be taken on a ride on a motorcyle before I croak (which won't be for a long time hopefully). My mom was riding gocarts with the grandkids 5 years before she died at the age of 93! So I figure a ride on a Harley (or any kind of motorcyle) would be great. So do you have the ability to make my wish come true? |
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alas fair lady
http://mingle2.com/topic/329165 i had gone to the breckenridge meet for such a request fortunately i do have access to this... 
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alas fair lady http://mingle2.com/topic/329165 i had gone to the breckenridge meet for such a request fortunately i do have access to this...
Awesome ESE, for real? OMG I'm so excited. So when can my dream be fulfilled? Oh, I can't wait, I can't wait!  
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Oh Yea!!! We're having a rainstorm at the moment here in Austin. Boy did we ever need it!!
 
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