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Topic: Length.. - part 27
dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Mon 09/23/13 01:43 PM
have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? if you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... it is about time you became informed: A ... Almost Boobs B ... Barely there C ... Can't Complain D ... Damn! DD... Double damn! E ... Enormous! F ... Fake Oh no, that means I'm damned!! Eeeekkkk!

massiel Joined Wed 05/15/13 Posts: 480	Mon 09/23/13 01:50 PM
have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the letters used to define bra sizes? if you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... it is about time you became informed: A ... Almost Boobs B ... Barely there C ... Can't Complain D ... Damn! DD... Double damn! E ... Enormous! F ... Fake

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 09/23/13 09:52 PM
chelsea, please, just four hundred billion more chances. i'll change by the time i run out i swear

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 09/24/13 05:26 PM
some women are like slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Fri 09/27/13 04:03 PM
Well, I don't know about you but I smell a RAT in this thread!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Fri 09/27/13 07:51 PM
easy girl, to say a woman smells like a rat is very insulting...to rats

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 09/28/13 04:56 AM
easy girl, to say a woman smells like a rat is very insulting...to rats Yep, I knew there was someone in here besides me! Hi ESE!

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sat 09/28/13 05:20 AM
Missy, I remember the time when my dad was coming out from the shower and my brother pulled the towel off him for a laugh. We stood there in disbelief! The man is a Human Donkey! He must've been the only guy on school sports day when he was younger, that could rum the 100 metres, trip up and win the pole-vault! Oh and my head is pounding just now. Good nite, but paying for it now! Ha ha

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 09/28/13 05:24 AM
Missy, I remember the time when my dad was coming out from the shower and my brother pulled the towel off him for a laugh. We stood there in disbelief! The man is a Human Donkey! He must've been the only guy on school sports day when he was younger, that could rum the 100 metres, trip up and win the pole-vault! Oh and my head is pounding just now. Good nite, but paying for it now! Ha ha Ha Ha!! Rough night there Larsson?????

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Sat 09/28/13 05:33 AM
Yep, my brain feels as welcome in my head as a fart in a spacesuit, just now!

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 09/28/13 05:51 AM
Yep, my brain feels as welcome in my head as a fart in a spacesuit, just now! That's the price of "FUN" guy. Oh, the joy of consequences.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sat 09/28/13 03:24 PM
a man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. he noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. the man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. this continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. he leaned over to the guy and said, "excuse me, i couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?" the man replied, "there's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, i'm heading home!"

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sat 09/28/13 04:53 PM
a man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. he noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. the man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. this continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. he leaned over to the guy and said, "excuse me, i couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?" the man replied, "there's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, i'm heading home!" Just think, some men won't even go home after that!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 09/29/13 07:33 AM
scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. to prove their theory, 100 men were given 12 pints of beer and observed. 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. no further testing is planned

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sun 09/29/13 07:44 AM
No more testing needed, we all know men may be rough and tough on the outside, but inside they're just teddy bears!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 09/29/13 01:49 PM
women are good for 70 things. what are they? sandwiches, and 69!!

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Sun 09/29/13 01:57 PM


esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 09/30/13 08:59 AM
a lady goes to fortune-teller, who can read palms will anyone marry me? no but you haven't even looked at my palm i see it from your face

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Fri 11/01/13 02:48 PM
women are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 11/10/13 12:32 PM