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Topic: Length.. - part 27
carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Sat 08/10/13 04:42 AM
Looking in been off line a while Got a new cell phone

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Sat 08/10/13 04:45 AM
Premeditated Mad Scarey If she has no smile and her face looks like a mask time to run.

plsletme Joined Fri 08/09/13 Posts: 7	Sun 08/11/13 12:32 AM
Good comments dear

plsletme Joined Fri 08/09/13 Posts: 7	Sun 08/11/13 12:38 AM
Hai

Tifalockheart Joined Tue 07/09/13 Posts: 371	Sun 08/11/13 12:46 AM Edited by Tifalockheart on Sun 08/11/13 12:47 AM
why is it called PMS? because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken OMG BullDOG Geeses whts with the hating lol u need a hug you big softy.... .

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 08/11/13 08:02 AM
thanks for the hug tifa, that was wonderful! thing is i was just funnin' to see if i could get a fair young lady to start posting on length again. she's been gone for a bit and i was hoping one of those posts would light a fire under her and get her to post. if you see HE tell her length misses her something fierce

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 08/13/13 08:15 AM
oh where oh where can HE be maybe she's with the bster's KC

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 08/15/13 07:48 PM
hey KC, found a shirt you could get the bster when you go to america jr

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 08/18/13 07:47 AM


esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 08/19/13 03:20 PM
i know everyone on here didn't get a life at the same time, where are all the lengthy minglers

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 08/19/13 03:40 PM
totage

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 08/19/13 03:40 PM
bhernandez

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Wed 08/21/13 05:51 AM
i've got a new anorexic girlfriend its not going too well though i'm just seeing less and less of her

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 08/21/13 05:55 AM
I was dating a lady with a wooden leg. But I had to break it off.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 08/22/13 09:57 AM
a woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. the man at the checkout said, "i bet you're single, aren't you?" "well yes, i am," the woman replied. "how did you know?" "because you're really ugly," replied the man.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 08/25/13 12:39 PM
a very ugly woman walks into wal-mart with her two kids. the wal-mart greeter asks, "are they twins?" the ugly woman says, "no, he's 9 and she's 7. why? do you think they really look alike?" "no," replies the greeter, "i just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 08/26/13 09:38 AM
why were shopping carts invented? to teach women how to walk on their hind legs

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 08/27/13 08:44 AM
what is the difference between a woman and a gun? you can put a silencer on a gun

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Fri 08/30/13 08:36 AM
why are hangovers better than women? hangovers will go away

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 09/01/13 07:14 AM