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a man walked into a drugstore and asked the clerk if they sold condoms
the clerk asked the man what kind he wanted the man said, "i'd like the kind with insecticide on them." the clerk said, "don't you mean the kind with spermicide?" "no, i need the ones with insecticide" said the man, "my old lady has a bug up her arse, and i'm going after it!" |
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the more things change, the more they stay the same. been missing some of the varmints that used to post on this here thread. top of the list is the bster, things just ain't lengthy with the bster gone
then i got to thinking about my main manO. a true he man woman hater, my main manO taught me a bunch about understanding women the next few posts will be me remembering what manO taught me, hope you lurkers enjoy... |
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manO says there are two theories to arguing with a woman. neither one works
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my main manO says bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy
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I'll post what the bster has taught me.
Um. Hmmm. I'll get back to you on that. |
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I got one.
She taught me how to cuss like a sailor. |
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manO says "i'm not against half naked girls - not as often as i'd like to be"
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manO says once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her
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manO says women are like a pack of cards ...
... you need a heart to love her ... a diamond to marry her ... a club to smash her head in ... and a spade to bury the biotch |
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manO says women are like fine wine. they all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache
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manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking
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manO says women are like fish, more fun to catch while drinking Hi ((((((((((  Ese ))))))))))...Just wanted to wish you the best Thanksgiving ever!
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manO says that beer contains female hormones, because after you drink two or three, you cannot drive properly anymore and start talking bullchit
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manO says women wear white on their wedding day so that the new dishwasher will match the stove and fridge
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manO says women wear white on their wedding day so that the new dishwasher will match the stove and fridge
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length always greater than breadth
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manO says a good woman will do 70 chores around the house: cooking and 69
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manO says that instead of seeing a woman wrestle, he'd rather see her box
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Alright it's time to get this thing rolling again.What's everyone up to?
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