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esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 07/15/13 05:40 AM


esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 07/15/13 02:28 PM
overheard at the local watering hole: i gave the wife an orgasm last night. the ungrateful beotch spat it out

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Wed 07/17/13 11:05 PM
What do women have in common with bowling balls? No matter how many times you pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, they always come back for more

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 07/18/13 09:58 AM
What's the difference between a woman and a pay phone? You need a quarter to use a pay phone

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Fri 07/19/13 12:54 PM
what should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? slow down and use a lubricant

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sun 07/21/13 12:37 PM
what is the difference between a battery and a woman? a battery has a positive side

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 07/22/13 06:10 AM
how do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 07/23/13 05:56 PM
why did God invent shopping carts? to teach women how to walk on their hind legs

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 07/25/13 06:03 AM
what do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? divorced

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 07/25/13 01:51 PM
what do you call a woman with an opinion? wrong

kc0003 Joined Fri 05/11/07 Posts: 26382	Fri 07/26/13 06:27 PM
ese!!!! oh yeah, +1

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Fri 07/26/13 08:59 PM
it's been a long time. those pesky insurgents have been hacking my computer and posting weird stuff again

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Sat 07/27/13 07:31 AM
Confucius Says... Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 07/29/13 05:44 AM
why do women have breasts? so men will talk to them

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Tue 07/30/13 04:42 AM
why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Wed 07/31/13 04:48 AM
what's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? a knife has a point

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Fri 08/02/13 06:36 AM
what are the three reasons that make anal sex better than vaginal sex? it’s warmer, it’s tighter, and it’s degrading to the woman

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Fri 08/02/13 08:31 PM
how do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? put a nipple on it

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 08/05/13 08:08 AM
why do women have periods? they deserve them

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Mon 08/05/13 07:46 PM
why is it called PMS? because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken