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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Mon 10/29/12 06:33 AM Edited by Dodo_David on Mon 10/29/12 06:34 AM
Dont listen to Dodo the only thing he's wrestling with is leaving me a tip!! giggle Jade, I keep giving you sugar cubes for you to give your pionie. I give you bags of caramel popcorn. What more do you want from me?

uglysean187 Joined Sun 10/16/11 Posts: 2	Mon 10/29/12 12:58 PM
i just rode up...whats good here?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Mon 10/29/12 01:14 PM
i just rode up...whats good here? Jade the barmaid is good. Here is an image of her: She loves it when a man sweeps her off her feet, plants a big kiss on her lips and then dances with her. I can't because I'm height challenged. She likes motorcycle riders. So, you should go after her, especially while she is drunk . . . which is now. You'd have an easy pick up with her.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Tue 10/30/12 09:25 PM
[Talking on telephone] Hey, boonedoggy61! You might want to come over to Roberta's bar. There is a new biker here named uglysean187, and he has his eye on Jade.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 10/31/12 03:17 AM
[Talking on telephone] Hey, boonedoggy61! You might want to come over to Roberta's bar. There is a new biker here named uglysean187, and he has his eye on Jade. Immmmmmmmmmma not, not, not, nota drrrrrrrrrrunk DOO DOO! I hiccup juzzzzzzza get me a hiccup buzz a rollin. HOWWWWWWWWWWWWDY MR SEANNNNN! You, you, you new, huh? FREE DRINKS hiccup for you. Whadda ya wanna drrrrrrrrrrrink. hiccup Oooooooooo, theres a sumthin shiny on the fllllllllll....... Jade passes out.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 10/31/12 03:19 AM
NOW who are you giving free drinks to Jade??? I HEARD THAT!!!! Jade...........Jade..........JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE! Wheres Jade?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 10/31/12 02:45 PM
Storming thru the door................ Where the hell is jade at ???

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 10/31/12 03:49 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Wed 10/31/12 03:49 PM
[Speaking loudly so that everyone can hear] I'm telling you, uglysean187, that Jade doesn't need you giving her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. She is just passed out.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Wed 10/31/12 10:16 PM
>>>>> Walks in from a halloween party. Sees Jade on the floor behind the bar and reaches into her plastic orange pumpkin bucket. Quick Dodo, take this Reece Peanut Butter cup and place it under Jade's nose. Chocolate and peanut butter is like smelling salts in a way (since I don't carry it on me). Women crave chocolate.... it should wake her up Oh and by the way, yes I am dressed as a Vampiress tonight. It's Halloween and you didn't think this is how I usually dress do you?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 11/01/12 04:57 AM
. . . you didn't think this is how I usually dress do you? Then you shouldn't mind wearing this until sunrise.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 11/01/12 09:05 PM
I cook with so much garlic you'd think I was Italian

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Fri 11/02/12 01:42 AM
I cook with so much garlic you'd think I was Italian What do you cook up besides trouble?

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Fri 11/02/12 11:25 AM
My first thought was "I can cook up a storm", but after Hurricane Sandy... well we won't go there So lets just say that as long as I have a good cook book and the necessary ingredients, I can follow the recipe Of course there's always: Bring things to a boil whip things to a frenzy let the cream rise to the top wait out the thaw cook up a plan get half baked roll out the dough That's all I can come up with for now

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 11/02/12 01:05 PM
I sm, sm, smell peanut butter cups.............BARFFFFFFFFF and I dont feel so good. BARFFFFFFFFFFFF

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Fri 11/02/12 06:32 PM
Ewwwwww!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 11/04/12 10:09 AM
I think I'll leave until Jade's mess is cleaned up.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Sun 11/04/12 12:19 PM
I sm, sm, smell peanut butter cups.............BARFFFFFFFFF and I dont feel so good. BARFFFFFFFFFFFF Geez, Jade had to Christen my new shoes Good thing there's plenty of paper towels in the bathrooms now Now what is it you're supposed to take for a hangover?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Mon 11/05/12 01:29 PM
I found something that might help Jade's stomach:

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Mon 11/05/12 06:12 PM
Good find Dodo. I hear Jade likes the color pink. Pour it in a shot glass and tell her it's a new drink called a pink lady

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Tue 11/06/12 03:22 PM
Good find Dodo. I hear Jade likes the color pink. Pour it in a shot glass and tell her it's a new drink called a pink lady I'll put a pink drink umbrella in the glass, too.