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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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for Dodo to wear during clean up duty 
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Tue 12/11/12 02:41 PM
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. . . we're not gonna portray Jade as a whore. No way, no day, no deal.
  Portray Jade as a . . . What are you talking about?
Gee, you humans sure do have dirty minds. First I saw Jade's pionie do this: 
After the pionie got up, Jade decided to do the same thing. The problem was that Jade decided to roll in the hay with . . . 
. . . a sucker in her mouth, which resulted in hay becoming stuck to the sucker. Jade found herself eating hay. I overheard Jade say, "I'm glad that boonedoggy isn't here seeing this." So, when Jade mentioned me eating hay, I decided to remind her that I had evidence of her eating hay. |
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Well Dodo, I'm glad to see you cleared THAT up. But I'd still pay good money to see you cleaning Pionie's stall out back in the dress that Zee brought
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Well Dodo, I'm glad to see you cleared THAT up. But I'd still pay good money to see you cleaning Pionie's stall out back in the dress that Zee brought
Hmm... How much money would you pay me? |
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Folks, don't worry about helping me to decorate the bar for Christmas. Some guy named Griswold said that he would decorate the bar for us.
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I don't know what he's charging you Dodo, but it might be too much, did you see his company's vehicle?
Or the logo on the side of the door? 
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Charging me?
I didn't say that Griswold was charging me anything. |
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. . . we're not gonna portray Jade as a whore. No way, no day, no deal.
Portray Jade as a . . . What are you talking about?
Gee, you humans sure do have dirty minds. First I saw Jade's pionie do this:
After the pionie got up, Jade decided to do the same thing. The problem was that Jade decided to roll in the hay with . . .
. . . a sucker in her mouth, which resulted in hay becoming stuck to the sucker. Jade found herself eating hay. I overheard Jade say, "I'm glad that boonedoggy isn't here seeing this." So, when Jade mentioned me eating hay, I decided to remind her that I had evidence of her eating hay. 
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OK. I'm ready for Christmas. |
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The eggnog is ready.
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Well, look who stopped by the bar for a beer.
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Is it too early for a tequila sunrise?
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Not when there's warm weather involved
Hope everybody had a nice Christmas  I must have been a good girl, no coal under my Christmas tree 
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I spent my Christmas with Pionie. We ate a whole box of sugar cubes, and then chased each other around the Christmas tree for 10 hours. Yeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwww! |
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I spent my Christmas with Pionie. We ate a whole box of sugar cubes, and then chased each other around the Christmas tree for 10 hours. Yeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwwww! Jade, you don't have to run in a circle for 10 hours in order to be dizzy. You are already a blonde. 
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Jade I heard that Rudolph was sick Christmas Eve so Santa had a Unicorn with rainbow hair guiding his sleigh. Think maybe your pionie needed all that sugar high to stay awake after being up all night?
Oh and Dodo....I resemble that remark
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What a mess!
Of course, I'm left to clean up after everyone has left. The human women who were here were absolutely rude. I asked each of them, "You wanna pucker?", and each responded by slapping me. So, I guess I'll have to drink up the flavored vodka all by myself. 
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you sure that's Vodka Dodo? looks more like that lotion you find in sex shops.. the kind that you.. never mind
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