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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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Look yall, I got birthday hats for everyone, including Pionie. Now dont yall say nothin, because we gonna give Roberta a surprise party tomorrow. No, the apple is not her present. I have to give it to Pionie, or he wont wear the dangnabbit hat! *giggle, giggle* She dont want no one to know that shes turning 50, I promised her not to tell, so dont yall ask me how old she is, cause I aint tellen!! |
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Hey, Jade! There is a telephone call in the bar for Roberta. It's from the AARP. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 09/27/12 11:04 AM
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Shhhhhhh, here she comes yall... 
HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY ROBERTA!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! And dont worry, I didnt tell anyone how old you are!
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Hey, Jade! There is a telephone call in the bar for Roberta. It's from the AARP. ROTF......... |
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Hey, Jade! There is a telephone call in the bar for Roberta. It's from the AARP. 
I told him I was done, and to leave. 
Geeeeeeeeeez! 
Why they gotta be so clingy? 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 09/30/12 09:23 AM
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*Roberta wiping the dust, and cobwebs off of the bar*
Dayyyyyyyum, is that a tumbleweed that just blew in!
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Roberta, this is all just a dream. Soon, you will wake up and realize that you are Suzanne Pleshette in bed with Bob Newhart.
* * * * * * If you don't understand the joke, then click here. |
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Is the tequila 50 years old? IF so, I'll have a double tequila sunrise, please.
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Is the tequila 50 years old? IF so, I'll have a double tequila sunrise, please. Only if you are Bob Newhart. 
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Roberta, this is all just a dream. Soon, you will wake up and realize that you are Suzanne Pleshette in bed with Bob Newhart.
* * * * * * If you don't understand the joke, then click here.
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Is the tequila 50 years old? IF so, I'll have a double tequila sunrise, please. Jade was lying anyways. Im not 50, im 7 3/4...in dog years. |
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Is the tequila 50 years old? IF so, I'll have a double tequila sunrise, please. Jade was lying anyways. Im not 50, im 7 3/4...in dog years. Well, if that's the case, then have some Scooby Snacks: 
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Edited by
jemare
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Tue 10/02/12 09:57 PM
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Sorry, I got a little hungry on the way here 
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That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it. |
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That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it.
It does... I think its the one from "Pet Cemetery". 
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That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it.
It does... I think its the one from "Pet Cemetery".
If that's the case, and if the cat wants a drink, then give it a Coors Light. A silver bullet should be enough to get rid of it. |
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That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it.
It does... I think its the one from "Pet Cemetery".
If that's the case, and if the cat wants a drink, then give it a Coors Light. A silver bullet should be enough to get rid of it. |
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That cat looks rabid. Not even a Melmacian would touch it.
It does... I think its the one from "Pet Cemetery".
If that's the case, and if the cat wants a drink, then give it a Coors Light. A silver bullet should be enough to get rid of it. 
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