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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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I tried impersonating a dog when I first crashed ...err... arrived on Earth in an attempt to blend in. Then I discovered that dogs aren't normally allowed inside most businesses. So, I began using my human guise. The "human" suit that I acquired was issued to me by the Men in Black, who had obtained the suit from the Arquillians. Those Arquillians are good at making "human" suits. 
Mine had to be custom-tailored to fit me. |
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I don't care how many drinks you've had.... this dog will always be so UGLY  But she stole my daughter's heart and was rescued from the dog pound a couple years ago in Denver and she's a sweetheart 
THAT DOG RIGHT THERE IS NOT UGLY! 
It is beautiful, in its own little way!  *giggle*
All of Gods creatures are beautiful 
Like my Pionie,
and this little bugger, right here!
Dont cha just wanna snuggle with him? 
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I don't care how many drinks you've had.... this dog will always be so UGLY But she stole my daughter's heart and was rescued from the dog pound a couple years ago in Denver and she's a sweetheart
THAT DOG RIGHT THERE IS NOT UGLY!
It is beautiful, in its own little way! *giggle*
All of Gods creatures are beautiful
Like my Pionie,
and this little bugger, right here!
Dont cha just wanna snuggle with him?
That's not a dog. That's a zombie! They eat brains! Quick, if you have a brain, then use the brain protection kit: 
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 I was born with that protection kit But I thought that those metal strainers on your head worked too
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I was born with that protection kit But I thought that those metal strainers on your head worked too
Then you can fight the zombie while I run. |
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 A zombie chasing a blonde would be like a Melmacian raiding an empty refrigerator.
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Speaking of refrigerator, I wonder if Roberta has something in hers.
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Well, if we raid Roberta's refrigerator I hope there's something more than turkey in it.... I'm tired of turkey leftovers
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Wed 11/28/12 07:29 PM
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Well, if we raid Roberta's refrigerator I hope there's something more than turkey in it.... I'm tired of turkey leftovers
What do you mean if ?
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jemare, while you are raiding Roberta's refrigerator, I will be delivering freshly-made batches of caramel popcorn to Roberta's office so that no customer can find it and eat it by mistake.
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Wait a minute! That's not the caramel popcorn that I ordered.
I should have looked inside the packaging before paying for the popcorn. 
Where is that kid who sold me the popcorn? I've been swindled. 
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OK. I hunted down the kid who gave me the wrong popcorn.
Here is the caramel popcorn: 
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I cleaned out that refrigerator. You don't even want to know what I found in there
Good thing you found the right popcorn and put it in her office. How else can we tempt her to get back here and start serving those drinks? I keep having that desert song going through my head
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Watch where you step. There are pionie droppings everywhere. Apparently Jade hasn't been cleaning up after her pet.
Oh, that reminds me, I brought a box of sugar cubes for Jade's pionie. 
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Edited by
jemare
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Mon 12/03/12 01:31 PM
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I got the manure problem solved. I promised some guy a free drink when Jade gets back if he shoveled the....well you know...****
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It is a good thing that you found someone else to clean the animal dropping out of this place. The last time that I agreed to do such a thing, I used the "Hercules" method. Since it worked for the Augean stables, I figured that it would work for me.
If you do not know what the "Hercules" method is, then you lack knowledge of Greek mythology. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Wed 12/05/12 01:38 PM
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Watch where you step. There are pionie droppings everywhere. Apparently Jade hasn't been cleaning up after her pet. Oh, that reminds me, I brought a box of sugar cubes for Jade's pionie.
Yall gonna have to pour your own drinks! Roberta went lookin for Marilyn Manson, and me an Pionie are Champion Trick Riders now...SEE!! DANGGGGGGGG, WE IS GOOD!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh gimme the cubes... Ok seeeeeeeee yaaaaaa! *giggle* |
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The drinks are free now?
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The drinks are free now?
THEY ARE NOT. Put the money in the cash register. I trust yall... well, all of yall, except for Dodo..... |
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