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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 04:22 PM
....it's the Men's room that I'll need this suit to clean up So, that is where those women mud wrestlers have been going to get cleaned up after wrestling. I was wondering why the men had to keep going to the restaurant next door in order to relieve themselves. jemare, I found this in the room where the mud wrestlers have been taking their breaks: That's karma.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 04:33 PM
could i get a platinum? You're in luck. One of the customers left this behind: The management here asks that you color your hair somewhere other than here.

misjoyo Joined Sun 10/28/12 Posts: 2	Sun 10/28/12 05:28 PM
Hi all:smiling:

misjoyo Joined Sun 10/28/12 Posts: 2	Sun 10/28/12 05:29 PM
Pardon me..still tryna to find my way around..but this looks like a fun place!!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Sun 10/28/12 05:59 PM
Geez Dodo... you could have warned me there was a man in the bathroom when I went in to clean there . . . . He freaked out when he saw my haz mat suit I hope I don't scare away any of the newbies that have stopped in here before Jade gets back from feeding her Pionie.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 07:11 PM
Pardon me..still tryna to find my way around..but this looks like a fun place!! Welcome! Are you here for the mud wrestling?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 10/28/12 07:55 PM
FIRST OF ALL THERE PLENTY OF TOILET PAPER HERE!! It just happens to all be in the right cup of Robertas bra. Secondly, Pionie cleaned the mens room??? Im guessing he didnt do it right?? Hi Miss Joyo, welcome to the neighborhood bar. Try not to pay much attention to Dodo. He dont get a whole lot of nookie, and soooooo, well you know! Jemare, thanks for the reclean of the bathrooms! I got your bottle of vodka and a whip as you suggested. Dont whip Pionie. He will bite you in your azz! Miss Gossipm-pms, I think for the next week, ill make you doubles. giggle Miss Pxyyie, I DO understand that you dont get much alone time at home, but you cant LIVE in our bathroom...sorry hun. Now whos ready to get hammered?? Oh wait, I AM!!! *Pours herself a mug of Jack Daniels* Ohhhhhhh hey, did yall want a drink or something??

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 08:04 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Sun 10/28/12 08:31 PM
Now whos ready to get hammered?? Oh wait, I AM!!! Jade, remove the "ready to get" from your above statement, and the statement will be more accurate.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 10/28/12 08:06 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 10/28/12 08:07 PM
Now whos ready to get hammered?? Oh wait, I AM!!! Jade, remove the "ready to get" from your above statement, and the statement will be more accurate. Yeah, your right...I am ALREADY hammered. giggle, giggle

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 08:39 PM
Now whos ready to get hammered?? Oh wait, I AM!!! Jade, remove the "ready to get" from your above statement, and the statement will be more accurate. Yeah, your right...I am ALREADY hammered. giggle, giggle Does Roberta know that you have been drinking up the profits . . . again?

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Sun 10/28/12 08:40 PM
http://mingle2.com/user/view/4848702 buahaha anybody wanna text

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 08:41 PM
http://mingle2.com/user/view/4848702 buahaha anybody wanna text How are you going to do that while mud wrestling?

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Sun 10/28/12 08:42 PM
haha with a midget

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 08:54 PM
The mud wrestlers are all women. Didn't you get the memo?

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Sun 10/28/12 08:57 PM
You wanna watch us?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 09:02 PM
Of course! I have a ring-side seat.

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Sun 10/28/12 09:04 PM
Jello might be more fun than mud

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 10/28/12 09:17 PM
Jello might be more fun than mud We were going to have that here, but a certain blonde barmaid here ate the jello.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 10/29/12 05:48 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 10/29/12 05:54 AM
http://mingle2.com/user/view/4848702 buahaha anybody wanna text HE LIKES TO SHOE OFF HIS BIG DICK??? Do yall wear shoes on yur dick?? THAT I have not yet seen. Hey Boooney, lets get you some of them there pointy toed cowboy boots for yurs! giggle OHHHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT WHAT THEY WAS TALKIN ABOUT WHEN THEY SAID I NEEDED TO GET PIONIE SHOED?? That there shoe is gonna have to be a BIG shoe for Pionie. Howdy Miss Lisa! How yall been? Dont listen to Dodo the only thing he's wrestling with is leaving me a tip!! giggle Wheres the jello?? Ohhhhhhhhhh hell noooooooooo! ROBERTAAAAAAAAAAA IM GOIN TO THE STORE FOR MORE JELLO FOR UH, UH, UH, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, ummmmmmm, THEEEEEEEE, ohhhhhhhhh I know, THEM SHOOTER THINGYS! WE GOTTA HAVE THEM SHOOTER THINGYS IN THE BAR!! *Jade leaves* WTF??? We have not gone through a CASE of jello in a week!

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Mon 10/29/12 06:05 AM
Wouldn't it be better if he left the whole thing I mean giving just the tip is kinda mean isn't it?