wut do you think this is ihop and a tanning place?lol

i think a gal would love the type of bear that doesnt use a rabbit to wipe his ass with.!!! lol

if you think she is flaky now, you should see her with a hairy lip and her boobs caught in an accordian.

hawk

Ssssssshhhhhh, don't give away all my secrets...

kariw, I will pick you up at your place tonight, you pick me up at mine tomorrow night.LMFAO

kariw, I will pick you up at your place tonight, you pick me up at mine tomorrow night.LMFAO

koalas are vegetarians, right? and...oh, so cuddly. and i'm sure that with all that eucalyptus...they smile quite nice, as well.

Hmmm the bear would have to be declawed, and his teeth filled down to little nubs. In a comma would also be a plus.

Ladies, try to stay on the topic: bears.

wow i thought i was a little out there with my posts but this tops them

A bear that I could snuggle and hybernate with...would be ideal

like I said the other night "has to be able to hold a converstaion" Right yogi?

Then again...maybe double jointed

ladies...ya'll are a riot!! especially when shenerd and southern start to bantering!! lol!!

<------ Polar of course!

I'm not dating anything I have to compete with over berries!

clean coat to make it huggably soft

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)

while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mamma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup......I want to be a bear!