Topic: Twice Weekly Sex Contract...Would You Sign One?
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Sat 01/28/12 09:07 AM
Oh I've dated men who say those things too. One guy was like "wow, you're so nice, you know girls I've been with tend to wanna be treated badly. I never met someone who didn't" I guess it goes back to "playing the game" in relationships. I would hope most men don't want this. I want to believe that. Gives me hope for the opposite sex.

I think having bad sex just equals bad sex. lol Making love slowly is more ideal. I don't find anyone can fail at that if they feel for the person. Sex without strings is soooo creepy.

I don't know. I am shy so I favor that to life-of-the-party personalities. Find it endearing.

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Sat 01/28/12 09:13 AM
whoa

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Sat 01/28/12 09:27 AM
after sloppin them hogs and trying to get milk out of that ornery bull I'm plum tuckered out

but Mabellene you ain't finished all your chores yet

what you taking about Ezra ...

Mabellene remember, you supposed to have them sexual relationships with me

but Ezra you got sprayed by that skunk

don't matter Mabellene..you signed the contractional contract to give me some sweet old lovin two times a week, now put this clothes pin on your nose, get over there so that you can finish up your chores

ok Ezra..you old hound dog you

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Sat 01/28/12 09:29 AM
I'll sign anything generally - doesn't mean I'm gonna do it....sex twice a week? most likely if I am with him in the first place I'd be thinking more like.....everyday

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Sat 01/28/12 09:31 AM

"...girls I've been with tend to wanna be treated badly"

Nobody wants to be treated badly. Thats a guy lookin for an excuse. Run.

Ive met guys that suggest the gal is the game player, but when I dont play along with the game theyre used to, they get confused. I imagine they wanted the game. They are accustomed and comfortable with the game. They like the game.

I think I may have enough antisocial fragments to not understand the game. So I cant play.


I would agree wholeheartedly with this

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Sat 01/28/12 09:39 AM
I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh

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Sat 01/28/12 09:43 AM

I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh
doesnt 2 times a month sound better?

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Sat 01/28/12 09:46 AM


I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh
doesnt 2 times a month sound better?

No!!! That sounds HORRIBLE!! Who the freak only wants it twice a month or even just twice a week? But I still wouldn't do it twice a month on principal. Not signing it! Hahaha

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Sat 01/28/12 09:47 AM



I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh
doesnt 2 times a month sound better?

No!!! That sounds HORRIBLE!! Who the freak only wants it twice a month or even just twice a week? But I still wouldn't do it twice a month on principal. Not signing it! Hahaha
wll i guess there is no satisfying you ill just take it then by forcebigsmile laugh rofl

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Sat 01/28/12 09:48 AM



I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh
doesnt 2 times a month sound better?

how bout strawberry balsamic ice cream?
uh i was thinkin more along the lines of some bedroom action hell i dont get it much if at all

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Sat 01/28/12 09:49 AM



I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh
doesnt 2 times a month sound better?

how bout strawberry balsamic ice cream?


Oh. I might make an exception for that. I mean..if you want me to sign a twice monthly ice cream eating contract ...I suppose I'll man up and do it...

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Sat 01/28/12 09:50 AM




I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh
doesnt 2 times a month sound better?

how bout strawberry balsamic ice cream?


Oh. I might make an exception for that. I mean..if you want me to sign a twice monthly ice cream eating contract ...I suppose I'll man up and do it...
oh no u have to be subject to havin sex with me 4 times a week i aint lettin you get off that easy n wear that maids dress too

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Sat 01/28/12 09:50 AM




I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh
doesnt 2 times a month sound better?

No!!! That sounds HORRIBLE!! Who the freak only wants it twice a month or even just twice a week? But I still wouldn't do it twice a month on principal. Not signing it! Hahaha


You will sign my contract to take me out for ice cream 2 times a week! :angry:


FINE!! But I want chocolate peanut butter ice cream. Its only fair.

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Sat 01/28/12 09:51 AM
i see im gonna have to make u both sign a contract

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Sat 01/28/12 09:56 AM

oh no u have to be subject to havin sex with me 4 times a week i aint lettin you get off that easy n wear that maids dress to

Nobody was supposed to know about the maids outfit, dork!! Great ..now the Fritzi Von Camp character has to be retired so I can destroy the evidence. mad

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Sat 01/28/12 09:57 AM


oh no u have to be subject to havin sex with me 4 times a week i aint lettin you get off that easy n wear that maids dress to

Nobody was supposed to know about the maids outfit, dork!! Great ..now the Fritzi Von Camp character has to be retired so I can destroy the evidence. mad
rofl

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Sat 01/28/12 09:59 AM






I wouldn't sign it. No effing way. Because A. I can't stand being told I HAVE to do something. I would be more than likely jumping his bones way more times a week then that anyways ...but would refuse to if I was told I HAD to BC of a stupid contract AND B. The fact that he's neurotic enough to want me to sign something like that would send up Mega red flags for worse, even more controlling things to come.

But that's just me. I don't speak for, well, anyone else. laugh
doesnt 2 times a month sound better?

No!!! That sounds HORRIBLE!! Who the freak only wants it twice a month or even just twice a week? But I still wouldn't do it twice a month on principal. Not signing it! Hahaha


You will sign my contract to take me out for ice cream 2 times a week! :angry:


FINE!! But I want chocolate peanut butter ice cream. Its only fair.


Im willing to amend. Its all about compromise.


The love I feel right now in this thread is beautiful ...just beautiful. Now come here and give me a hug and lets go get some ice cream!

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Sat 01/28/12 10:02 AM


I'll sign anything generally - doesn't mean I'm gonna do it....sex twice a week? most likely if I am with him in the first place I'd be thinking more like.....everyday


Sure, and the marriage contract/vows commit to love honor and cherish until death.

The legal term is 'Impossibility of performance', so the enforcement of such a contract isnt viable.

It just seems if this guy wants a contract for sex, but doesnt make one for doing half the cooking and cleaning, or dog walking, or wage earning requirements, whats the point?
laugh

really. there is more to marriage than regular sex but I have heard men say that regualr sex is one of the main reasons they commit to marriage - thing is .... (and I know the guys hate hearing this but is true).....if he's not treating her equally....not picking up after himself, not helping with the cooking & cleaning, yard work, spending all his time with his "buds" etc.....she will feel taken for granted or undervalued

and it's very hard to feel sexually for someone under those circumstances after a time


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Sat 01/28/12 10:04 AM





His marriage and last relationship ended because both women lost interest in sex.


why.....

he should work on that



Exactly. Women dont say no to the big O, so obviously he was not providing it.



too many just expect that 'o' to happen though

people need communication to express what works for THEIR bodies where their partner is concerned, and we need to stop seeing sex as some innate ability instead of a learned skill


Certainly. Those are all things needed to provide the big O in my opinion. I cant imagine anyone needing a contract if they understand that.


maybe the contract should require male reciprocation...his job's not done till she is:wink:

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Sat 01/28/12 10:07 AM






His marriage and last relationship ended because both women lost interest in sex.


why.....

he should work on that



Exactly. Women dont say no to the big O, so obviously he was not providing it.



too many just expect that 'o' to happen though

people need communication to express what works for THEIR bodies where their partner is concerned, and we need to stop seeing sex as some innate ability instead of a learned skill


Certainly. Those are all things needed to provide the big O in my opinion. I cant imagine anyone needing a contract if they understand that.


maybe the contract should require male reciprocation...his job's not done till she is:wink:
i know how to remedy that power tools i mean gas powered toys wait thats not right, ahh hell i forgot what i was gonna say