Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Humphrey Bogart as Rick in "Casablanca" 1942!

that Movie still gives me a Lump in my Throat every time I watch it!

Bastaaard! Bastaaaard! Bastaaaard!

- Pieces

"Say, Lou, did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"

- Fargo.

Since I am such a Die Hard fan...

McClain: "I thought you guys only ate donuts?"
Cop: "They're for my wife."
McClain: "Right."
Cop: "She's pregnant."
McClain: "Right."

Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, this line is for emergencies only."
McClain: "What does it sound like lady? I'm orderin' a f*****' pizza?!"

Hans: "What idiot put you in charge?"
McClain's Wife: "You did. When you shot my boss."

McClain: "Hans, bubbie, I'm your white knight."

McClain: "You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan."
The Boss: "Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out, so we got you with tape decks."

McClain: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. So quit being part of the F***** problem, and put the other guy back on!"

"If this is their idea of Christmas. I gotta be here for New Years."

McClain's Wife: "It's John. He's alive."
Other Guy: "How can you be so sure?"
McClain's Wife: "..only John can p*** someone off that much."

Terrorist: "You a policeman. Even policeman have rules."
McClain: "Yeah, that's what my captain keeps telling me."

"Geronimo motherf*****!" (Whispered, because it's just that much better)

"Come on, come c'mon. C'mon baby, come ta'papa I'll kiss your f***** dalmatian."

..and of course..

"Yippie ki'ya motherflower."

(Seriously they say mother flower if you watch it on regular cable.)

"Phuck You Is My Name!" Alec Baldwin in Glengarry GlenRoss.

You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family.

- Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

"So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door."

Blow 2001.

"You mess with me..you mess with my whole family"

Twins

If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

- THX 1138

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Pulp fiction

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son".

Animal House, an American classic!

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

Full Metal Jacket 1987.

Get your goddamn tongue out of my goddamn cousin's mouth!

- Tromeo And Juliet

Game Show Announcer: Guard number one is a senior on Klahn's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!

- Kentucky Fried Movie

Tucker: "Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property."

- Tucker And Dale vs Evil

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Ooh, but I still smell her.
[inhales deeply through nose]
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a f*ckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. t*ts. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: p*ssy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.

Scent of a Woman 1992. Al Pacino

Pamela Voorhees: You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday...

- Friday The 13th '80

"Here's the God's truth, I want him to have what he wants even if it's not me." #Some Came Running