"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Clark Gable in "Gone With The Wind"...

Corinne Burns: "Every girl should be given an electric guitar on her 16th birthday."

- Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains


"Puppies... You killed that girl with puppies... Things are changing man, get it together!"

-Blood Car


"And to think - we thought you were just the gardener at the sorority. We had no idea you were the ninja master."

-The Making Of '...And God Spoke.'



Ranger Brad: "Listen. I don't wanna frighten you folks but a farmer nearby was horribly mutilated, and I thought I should tell other folks, folks like yourselves, so that maybe... just maybe, you wouldn't be horribly mutilated, too."

Betty Armstrong: "Well, I've certainly never been horribly mutilated, but I don't wanna start now. Thank you!"

-The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra



Jungle Brad: "The jungle is a dangerous place, that's true, but anyone who has ever seen two monkeys give each other things knows, that it's a happy place, too. So let's remember that and keep in mind you can eat pretty much anything you see, so have fun."

-The Lost Skeleton Returns Again

"You stay alive baby. Do it for Van Gogh." - Blue Velvet.

"Drink up young man. It'll make the seduction Process less repugnant." - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

"We have no MONEY!",
We have no FOOD!
We have no JOB!
and OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"-Dumb and Dumber


I love anything with Jim Carrey in it. I think he's flippin hilarious :)

Have you seen his interview on Inside The Actor's Studio? Very funny.

Sorry, i must've been logged off when you asked this :) no i haven't seen it. I'll check it out on Youtube. Can you remember the title of that interview?

Here's part 1 :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpEfiRUu64Q

ahhh they don't make stars like that anymore.

"There's no crying in baseball!"

League of Their Own

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

- The Fisher King

"There's no place like home."

Judy Garland as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz....

Mitch: "Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?"

Chris Knight: "You've seen him too?"

Mitch: "Who is he?"

Chris Knight: "Hollyfeld."

Mitch: "Why does he keep going into our closet?"

Chris Knight: "Why do you keep going into our closet?"

Mitch: "To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there."

Chris Knight: "Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him."

- Real Genius

Nancy: "You have a lot of books about people who have killed themselves."

Hank: "The Cat In The Hat killed himself?"

- Lunatics A Love Story

Margo Hunt: "It was a one-night stand. I was half-drunk and left right after we had sex. We didn't say eight words to each other, and all yours were composed of one syllable."

Jim: "Hah! Just like you to count the words, Dr. Hunt."

-Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

“Soon after I killed myself, I found a job here at Kamikaze Pizza.”

- Wristcutters

Do you really think people are interested in nasal sex?

- Meet The Feebles

I don't think some of these were said, but.. I love them so...

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled; was convincing the world he didn't exist."
- Kevin Spacey, Usual Suspects

"I think we need a bigger boat."
- Jaws

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
- Uncle Buck

"Guns are for show. Knives are for pros."
- Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

"I'll sleep with you for a meatball."
- Victor/Victoria

"This pile of s*** has a thousand eyes."
- Stand By Me

"I can't believe I just gave my panties to a geek!"
- Sixteen Candles

"Now you got a corpse in the car, minus a head in the garage. Take me to it."
- Pulp Fiction

"Ever since I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."
- Goodfellas

"Those who are tardy do not get a fruit cup."
- High Anxiety

"I just don't understand. All my life I've been waiting for someone and then when I find her, she's... she's a fish!"
- Splash

"I used to f*** guys like you in prison."
- Roadhouse

"Winners go home and f*** the prom queen."
- The Rock

"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive."
- Airplane

"It ain't white boy day is it?"
- True Romance

Ok, I got more but that's good for now. :D

Ok, ok.. some more. :X

Grady Tripp: "Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason for him to take two in the chest."

- Wonder Boys

Mr. Braddock: "Don't you think that idea if a little half baked?"
Benjamin Braddock: "Oh no, Dad. It's completely baked."
- The Graduate

"I felt like destroying something beautiful."
- Fight Club

Also from Fight Club...

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

Eh, why not.. another from Fight Club. :D

"Oh, I get it. That's clever."
"Thank you."
"How's that working out for you?"
"What?"
"Being clever."
"Great."
"Keep it up then. Right up."

(Dunno why, but I love it. >.< )

"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla."

"And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise."

"I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family."
(Not Fight Club. :D) - Diner

"I'll tell you what he said! He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!"
- Donnie Darko

"I feel a hate crime coming on!"
- Chasing Amy

"There's always free cheese in a mouse trap."
- The Way of the Gun

"The word I'm searching for, I can't say because there is preschool toys present!"
- Toy Story

"Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!"
-Mr. Potato Head :D

"If we go on strike then we are a union. Right?"
"Nah. We're just a bunch of angry kids with no money."
- Newsies

"Do you think you could beat up Bruce Lee?"
"No, Joseph."
"Even if he wasn't allowed to kick and you were really mad at him?"
- Unbreakable

"May you get to Heaven and hour before the Devil knows you're dead."
Classic. Love this line. :D
- Road to Perdition

Ok, now I'll stop. :X

The whole jive scene is classic.

I know.. I was shocked to see no one had put that up..