"What a dump.".......Betty Davis in "Beyond the Forest".......

My folks were tough. When I was born, they took one look at this puss of mine and told me to get lost.

- The Hitch-hiker '53

"Are you my Stalin, Dwight?" - The Trotsky.

"Don't stop here, This is Bat Country!" Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"I can't advocate the use of Alcohol and Drugs, But it's worked for me"
Where the Buffalo Roam

"What if this is as good as it gets?"

Melvin Udall - As good as It Gets (1997)

God, I hope not!

Life is like a box of chocolate, you''ll never know what you get
( Forrest Gump )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mayCvk2P4f0&feature=related

"What the hell's the matter with you...mothers are supposed to be
sweet and kind, i know loan sharks that are more forgiving than you.
Your husband ain't dead lady, he's hiding!"

Denis Leary
The Ref

You are a smelly pirate hooker. Anchorman

Bernstein: Every day above ground is a good day. Scarface 1983

God: "And tell the Pope to stop talking about me, he doesn't know me and tell him that his hat looks ****ing stupid."

-Citizen Toxie: Toxic Avenger IV

Donald Swan: "When I sat through Pearl Harbor, I just loved that movie. But can you imagine if Ben Affleck was able to fly up, break the planes in half and dump the Japanese into the ocean?"

- Comic Book: The Movie



Donald Swan: "The Beatles or the Stones? The Munsters or the Addams Family? Betty or Veronica?"

Leo Matuzik: "Betty. She was the one."

Donald Swan: "She's the one for you because she's not so complicated, she's not so needy. Some guys like the Veronicas 'cause they love the challenge, and they think she should be spanked."

- Comic Book: The Movie

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era... The kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something, maybe not, in the long run. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time in the world. Whatever it meant. There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting - on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."

Johnny Depp. Fear in Loathing in Las Vegas.

Boonedock Saints
[after Rocco gets his finger shot off]
Rocco: Feels like it's still there.
Connor: Yeah, well it's not.

Rocknrolla
Johnny Quid: I'm dead Pete. Dead people don't like company.

Lodge: "You can't use a lightsaber! It... it's not even the right system!"

Cass: "I see no lightsaber. That would be a copyright infringement. I see a psionic spirit blade."

- The Gamers: Dorkness Rising

Kelly: [holding the ring] "Where did you find this?"

Jason: "It's a... long story."

Charlie: "No it's not. A stripper peed it into a toilet."

- Mystery Team

"Phuck You, is My Name," Alec Baldwin. Glenn Garry Glenn Ross.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy:

"I cant do this without my third arm!"

"We can talk about normal till the cows come home!"
"Whats normal?"
"Whats homes?"
"What are cows?!?!"

"Hello ground will you be my friend?" BOOM!!!!

"I thought cars where the dominant species. I was trying to introduce myself"

Thats all i can think of for now

"I know what your thinking. Did he fire six shots, or only five. Well, to tell you the truth. In all of this excitment I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 44. Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And would blow your head clean off. You got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky.....well do you punk?"

Dirty Harry 1971