"Time for a little robot chauvinism."

- Starcrash

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvpmxY4dc4c

"My mother? Let me tell you about my mother..."

Blade Runner


"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

"Goodnight, you princes of Maine. You kings of New England."
- The Cider House Rules

Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion picture must contain full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of those, and since research has proven that R-rated films are by far the most popular with the movie-going public, the producers of this motion picture have asked me to take this opportunity to say "Phuck you."

- Student Bodies

Merovingian: "I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculer ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it."

These are words of wisdom to me...

Merovingian: "Yes, of course. Who has time? Who has time? But then if we never *take* time, how can we have time?"

- The Matrix Reloaded

Famous and Prolific Quotes:

I have a Dream - Martin Luther King

Thats One Small Step for Mankind - Neil Armstrong

Such is Life - Ned Kelly (famous Australian Bushranger)

The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB - Clive James

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people - John F Kennedy

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me - Mae West

Jane - The Waitress: "I know what you need."

Josh Hutton: "Excuse me?"

Jane - The Waitress: "You need a woman."

Josh Hutton: "Oh?"

Jane - The Waitress: "That girl is crazy."

Josh Hutton: "I know but I like her."

Jane - The Waitress: "Yeah, but she's leaving town."

Josh Hutton: "So I've heard."

Jane - The Waitress: "So come on, what do you say? I know what you need."

Josh Hutton: "Excuse me."

Jane - The Waitress: "You need a woman."

Josh Hutton: "Oh."

Jane - The Waitress: "That girl is crazy."

Josh Hutton: "I know but I like her."

Jane - The Waitress: "But she's leaving town."

Josh Hutton: "So I've heard."

Jane - The Waitress: "So come on, what do you say? I know what you need."

Josh Hutton: "Excuse me."

Jane - The Waitress: "That girl is crazy."


- The Unbelievable Truth

"I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. God's creature, right? God's special creature. I've warned him, Kevin. I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a f***ing game. Like a wind-up toy. Like 250 pounds of self-serving greed on wheels. The next thousand years is right around the corner. Eddie Barzoon... take a good look, because he's the poster child for the next millennium. These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire. You build egos the size of cathedrals. Fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse. Grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green gold-plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own god. Where can you go from there? As we're scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, even bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity... and it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare; it's buy futures, sell futures... when there is no future. We got a runaway train, boy. We got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of them is getting ready to fistf*** God's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean, as they reach out toward their pristine, cybernetic keyboards to tote up their f***ing billable hours. And then it hits home. You got to pay your own way, Eddie. It's a little late in the game to buy out now. Your belly's too full, your d*** is sore, your eyes are bloodshot and you're screaming for someone to help. But guess what — there's no one there! You're all alone, Eddie. You're God's special little creature."

-The Devil's Advocate

(Launcelot played by Ionn Gruffold) You look frightened. there's a large number of Lonely men out there
(Guinevere played by Kiera Knightly) Don't Worry, I won't let them Rape you.

Same movie (Galahad) I don't kill for pleasure!
(Tristian) you should try it someday. you might get a taste for it.

Gunner in Expendables to Yin Yang: What do you wear, a size three??? Bring it Happy Feet!!!

"Karma's only justice without the satisfaction... I don't believe in justice."

Way of the Gun

Dennis McCabe: "I've never been to Long Island."

Bill McCabe: "Yes you have."

Dennis McCabe: "I have?"

Bill McCabe: "Yeah. You've been to Queens. Queens is Long Island."

Dennis McCabe: "Queens is a part of New York City. I don't think it's really considered part of Long Island."

Bill McCabe: "It's part of New York City, but it's on Long Island."

Dennis McCabe: "Queens is a borough."

Bill McCabe: "A borough, on Long Island."

Dennis McCabe: "A borough of New York City."

Bill McCabe: "Right."

Dennis McCabe: "Long Island's a terminal moraine."

Bill McCabe: "A what?"

Dennis McCabe:" A terminal moraine. It's the earth that's deposited by a receding glacier."

Bill McCabe: "Well, shyt, what are we waiting for, huh? Come on."


- Simple Men

Thomas: "How can you be a nymphomaniac and never had sex?"

Isabelle: "I'm choosy."

- Amateur ('94)

I'll have what she's having.............When Harry Met Sally

Elvis: " The revealing of her panties was neither intentional or non-intentional, she just didn't give a damn. She was so sentimental on me that she didn't mind that I got a bird's eye view of her love nest. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'."

- Bubba Ho Tep

Myrtle: "Peace be still." That's what he said.
Madea: Well, peace always comes with still...
[takes out gun]
Madea: 'cause I keeps me a piece o' steel.

Medea will have you crackin' your side laughing

Imad: "Your quality will be known among your enemies, before ever you meet them." - Kingdom of Heaven

"i am jack's complete lack of surprise", fight club.

"The time for honoring yourself will soon be at an end" - Gladiator

" i want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday." -The Notebook. *sigh* :D

Cry havoc!...and let slip the dogs of war!-General Chang, Star Trek,The undiscovered country.