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Topic: Your Best Pick Up Line
nObOdys_wiFe_JM Joined Fri 04/16/10 Posts: 126	Sat 07/23/11 03:31 PM
Re-post from one of my friend: * I don't need to find a million reasons why i love you.... Because seeing you explains everything. * (woman said to her man) : You are like the best meal ever!! with just 1 piece of sausage, 2 eggs, and a glass of milk, it can fill my stomach for 9 months.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 07/23/11 03:46 PM
Re-post from one of my friend: * I don't need to find a million reasons why i love you.... Because seeing you explains everything. * (woman said to her man) : You are like the best meal ever!! with just 1 piece of sausage, 2 eggs, and a glass of milk, it can fill my stomach for 9 months.

Unkn0vv17 Joined Fri 01/04/08 Posts: 31	Mon 07/25/11 02:55 AM Edited by Unkn0vv17 on Mon 07/25/11 02:55 AM
Re-post from one of my friend: * I don't need to find a million reasons why i love you.... Because seeing you explains everything. * (woman said to her man) : You are like the best meal ever!! with just 1 piece of sausage, 2 eggs, and a glass of milk, it can fill my stomach for 9 months. lol, very nice. Not sure if I can post up youtube videos here, but I'm going to give it a try. If you want a good laugh look up "simplepickup" Group of guys going around town trying to get girls numbers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ5QYeJo9xU

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 08/11/11 06:53 AM
Hello, my name is Scott, I'm circumcized, and my seed bears the fruit of the Messiah.

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Fri 08/12/11 09:08 AM
nice t@ts biotch wanna ****

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 08/12/11 09:48 AM
Would you like to hear me speak Hawaiian?? ComeOnIWannaLayYou!

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Fri 08/12/11 09:49 AM
Re-post from one of my friend: * I don't need to find a million reasons why i love you.... Because seeing you explains everything. * (woman said to her man) : You are like the best meal ever!! with just 1 piece of sausage, 2 eggs, and a glass of milk, it can fill my stomach for 9 months. lol, very nice. Not sure if I can post up youtube videos here, but I'm going to give it a try. If you want a good laugh look up "simplepickup" Group of guys going around town trying to get girls numbers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ5QYeJo9xU

Niceladyrealy Joined Sun 05/29/11 Posts: 279	Fri 08/12/11 09:56 AM
I hand out busines cards tothe once i like. It states that i run a single dating club. Im the only member.nobody ever subscribe and i got a few dates like that!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45350	Fri 08/12/11 11:51 AM
In college, I used to get real annoyed with fellers who would call me up and say "Are you doing anything Friday night?" What a stupid question, puts one on the defensive. So I would say "Nothing, but I can get out of it." Confusion reversed.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/12/11 11:53 AM
I just whip out my piece, stick it in her hand, and start crying!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 08/12/11 12:01 PM
I just whip out my piece, stick it in her hand, and start crying! OMG, YOUR ALIVE, DANS ALIVE EVERYONE, DANS ALIVE!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 08/12/11 12:02 PM
In college, I used to get real annoyed with fellers who would call me up and say "Are you doing anything Friday night?" What a stupid question, puts one on the defensive. So I would say "Nothing, but I can get out of it." Confusion reversed.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/12/11 12:04 PM
I just whip out my piece, stick it in her hand, and start crying! OMG, YOUR ALIVE, DANS ALIVE EVERYONE, DANS ALIVE!!! Dont tell everyone! I am still waiting for the insurance money!

kre8karma Joined Wed 05/04/11 Posts: 334	Sat 08/13/11 02:08 AM
I just whip out my piece, stick it in her hand, and start crying! OMG, YOUR ALIVE, DANS ALIVE EVERYONE, DANS ALIVE!!! Not only alive, but strangely disturbing, apparently. I read his profile after laughing at his post and fear I will not sleep tonight. But he does have a nice bird.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 08/13/11 12:15 PM
I just whip out my piece, stick it in her hand, and start crying! OMG, YOUR ALIVE, DANS ALIVE EVERYONE, DANS ALIVE!!! Not only alive, but strangely disturbing, apparently. I read his profile after laughing at his post and fear I will not sleep tonight. But he does have a nice bird. How can you not sleep at night when i am always watching over you through my telescope?(these are better than binoculars as it leaves a hand free..)

kre8karma Joined Wed 05/04/11 Posts: 334	Sat 08/13/11 12:41 PM
I just whip out my piece, stick it in her hand, and start crying! OMG, YOUR ALIVE, DANS ALIVE EVERYONE, DANS ALIVE!!! Not only alive, but strangely disturbing, apparently. I read his profile after laughing at his post and fear I will not sleep tonight. But he does have a nice bird. How can you not sleep at night when i am always watching over you through my telescope?(these are better than binoculars as it leaves a hand free..) Aiiiiiiyeeeee!

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 08/13/11 01:15 PM
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

kre8karma Joined Wed 05/04/11 Posts: 334	Sat 08/13/11 01:31 PM
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you... Nice !

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 08/13/11 01:34 PM
Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you... Nice !

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sat 08/13/11 01:39 PM
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.