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This one has a success rate of ZEEEROOOO!! Just saying
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"Pardon me....
No offense....you are gorgeous. I don't mean to intrude and it is just a simple compliment but, you are an absolutely beautiful woman. Have a very nice day Ma'am." Then, I walk away. I swear.....no woman has EVER taken offense when I have whipped that one out. |
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"Pardon me.... No offense....you are gorgeous. I don't mean to intrude and it is just a simple compliment but, you are an absolutely beautiful woman. Have a very nice day Ma'am." Then, I walk away. I swear.....no woman has EVER taken offense when I have whipped that one out. I'm not surprised, what women doesn’t want to be shamelessly complimented? WTG 
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"Pardon me.... No offense....you are gorgeous. I don't mean to intrude and it is just a simple compliment but, you are an absolutely beautiful woman. Have a very nice day Ma'am." Then, I walk away. I swear.....no woman has EVER taken offense when I have whipped that one out. I'm not surprised, what women doesn’t want to be shamelessly complimented? WTG I am completely shameless..... so that actually makes a lot of sense. |
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Why don't you gimme some of that girl! I know you got It! Worked once
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Why don't you gimme some of that girl! I know you got It! Worked once Once out of how many attempts?? "If I followed you home, would you keep me?" |
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Dude...I draw chicks....good looking chicks.....
Lemme show you some sketches....    It helps alot to have an actual sketch pad if you hope to get a chick naked. |
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Why don't you gimme some of that girl! I know you got It! Worked once Once out of how many attempts?? "If I followed you home, would you keep me?" Too Many!! 
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Dude...I draw chicks....good looking chicks..... Lemme show you some sketches.... It helps alot to have an actual sketch pad if you hope to get a chick naked. Nice!! |
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Dude...I draw chicks....good looking chicks..... Lemme show you some sketches.... It helps alot to have an actual sketch pad if you hope to get a chick naked. Good grief ok 2 thngs: 1. I"m not a dude 2. that pickup line was posted to keep the thread going nothing more LOL btw nice drawing
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Or the famous-"If I Told You That's A nice body Would you hold It Against Me?" Never satisfied
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Sorry Capri...I didn't know.... Us Polish Texans ain't too smart and the pic of the Eiffel Tower makes me think of Jacque Coustoue. A french dude with wood....sorry...just calling it as I see it. I didn't know!
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if I were going to pick up a guy(which I dont)
but hypothetically,,, it would probably start with a compliment of some sort and a question,,, like 'thats a really great cologne you're wearing,,may I ask what its called' ..I think it only takes a show of interest for most guys to pick up the hint and run with it,,, |
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Or the famous-"If I Told You That's A nice body Would you hold It Against Me?" Never satisfied I've heard that a time or too heheheh |
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if I were going to pick up a guy(which I dont) but hypothetically,,, it would probably start with a compliment of some sort and a question,,, like 'thats a really great cologne you're wearing,,may I ask what its called' ..I think it only takes a show of interest for most guys to pick up the hint and run with it,,, Indeed! It's a show of work to land a attractive women. Mosts of us guys women don't even have to work to get attention. |
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Sorry Capri...I didn't know.... Us Polish Texans ain't too smart and the pic of the Eiffel Tower makes me think of Jacque Coustoue. A french dude with wood....sorry...just calling it as I see it. I didn't know! Kurpa, no worries It was obvious you didn't know by what you posted. Actually I found it quite funny so again...no worries 
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Or the famous-"If I Told You That's A nice body Would you hold It Against Me?" Never satisfied I've heard that a time or too heheheh It's very Vintage!
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if I were going to pick up a guy(which I dont) but hypothetically,,, it would probably start with a compliment of some sort and a question,,, like 'thats a really great cologne you're wearing,,may I ask what its called' ..I think it only takes a show of interest for most guys to pick up the hint and run with it,,, That's exactly how I would do it as well ^5 
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(Ask a person for the time) 3:15? So today is July 17 at 3:15 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
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'thats a really great cologne you're wearing,,may I ask what its called' ..I think it only takes a show of interest for most guys to pick up the hint and run with it,,, Yes Ma'am it is called p#$$yhammer and apparently you seem interested.....Why yes I can hook you up with home delivery...we aim to please Ma'am. |
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