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Topic: Your Best Pick Up Line
Alterette Joined Mon 06/06/11 Posts: 1600	Thu 07/14/11 09:37 AM
"Want to get past that first date awkwardness and kiss me now?"

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Thu 07/14/11 09:43 AM
Are those crayon points in your blouse pointing at me? Or are you just glad to see me?

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Thu 07/14/11 09:46 AM
Him: "Would you read my palm" Her: "I don't see anything" Him: " I didn't expect you to cause love is blind"

TexasScoundrel Joined Wed 10/29/08 Posts: 3693	Thu 07/14/11 10:22 AM
Here's another one I've had success with: Me: Are you wearing lip gloss? Her: Yes. Me: I hate it when chicks wear lip gloss. Her: Why? Me: It makes my **** all shiny.

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 07/14/11 10:33 AM
Hi I got no game shag me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name helga

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Thu 07/14/11 10:43 AM
Hi I got no game shag me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name helga Hmmm seems like a win win situation for you Him: "Do you sleep on your stomach?" Her: "No" Him: "Can I?"

Alterette Joined Mon 06/06/11 Posts: 1600	Thu 07/14/11 10:49 AM
Looks like I just won the lottery! Want to see my "Power Balls"?

Alterette Joined Mon 06/06/11 Posts: 1600	Thu 07/14/11 10:52 AM
Hi I got no game shag me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name helga That wouldn't work anywhere in Scandinavia or Germany, Bulldog.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Thu 07/14/11 10:53 AM
Looks like I just won the lottery! Want to see my "Power Balls"? Oh HELL no. Are you a track star? You keep running around in my mind.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Thu 07/14/11 11:08 AM
Rara check your e-mail Him: "Got any raisins?" Her: "No" Him: "Then how about a date?"

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Thu 07/14/11 11:11 AM
Rara check your e-mail Him: "Got any raisins?" Her: "No" Him: "Then how about a date?" Thank you. Just sent you a reply. Hope the info works out for you.

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Thu 07/14/11 11:28 AM
Rara check your e-mail Him: "Got any raisins?" Her: "No" Him: "Then how about a date?" Thank you. Just sent you a reply. Hope the info works out for you. I"m sure it will, Thanks again "I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?"

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 07/14/11 01:04 PM
would you wear my lanyard

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Thu 07/14/11 01:06 PM
Do you think I'm a bad person because I want to bite you and pull your hair? Before anyone knocks that one, I came up with it myself and it has a pretty high success rate.

Alterette Joined Mon 06/06/11 Posts: 1600	Thu 07/14/11 01:29 PM Edited by Alterette on Thu 07/14/11 01:30 PM
Want to clutch me, handle my gearshift and send me into overdrive? I promise to exhaust you ...

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Thu 07/14/11 01:52 PM
Do you think I'm a bad person because I want to bite you and pull your hair? Before anyone knocks that one, I came up with it myself and it has a pretty high success rate. Goes to show, you just never know. "Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 07/14/11 03:20 PM
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Thu 07/14/11 03:23 PM
If I told you if you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 07/14/11 03:25 PM
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

capri01 Joined Tue 07/12/11 Posts: 1040	Thu 07/14/11 03:54 PM
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!