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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"For your own safety, do not include your name, phone number or address." It's like "I don't know what to write here" for the paranoid crowd. She is a serial killer. Its for your own safety. 
Actually, that wouldn't surprise me! |
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"Sometimes the one thing you are looking for is the one thing you can't see."
This was the tag line on the poster for "The Invisible Man" movie. |
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"The actress that you would recognize who is the most like me is probably Patricia Heaton from 'Everybody Loves Raymond.'"
I've seen that show, I don't think you're doing yourself any favors here. |
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"THICK, ONLY A DOG WANTS A BONE!!"
And a squeaky rubber newspaper. What's your point? |
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"I'm going to school to be a pardmedic!!!"
Well, pards need to be taken care of, too. |
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"I'd like to say one can not have too many friends."
I don't know, have you seen those people on MySpace who have like 4900 friends? What's that about? |
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"MY GOAL IS TO GET MY BAKEING BUSS. OUT TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT I CAN BE BIGGER AND BETTER"
What kind of mileage do you get with that thing? |
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"****UPDATE*****OK GUYS I HAVE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE ON HERE.....I GAVE A GUY MY CELL NUMBER TO SEND ME A PIC AND HE SENT ME A PIC OF HIS *****"
And this surprised you....? i figured it was mandatory. |
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"So this is the part where I describe myself and you read it to see if I sound appeling."
Appalling? Yeah, that'll work. |
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"I found this website because my husband is on here portraying himself as single and looking for someone, so needless to say we are seperated now and well on the way to a divorce!"
"Guess Who's On Your Dating Site?" Coming this fall on Fox! |
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"i just wanna meet someone thats not crappy."
People really need to start being more realistic. |
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"****UPDATE*****OK GUYS I HAVE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE ON HERE.....I GAVE A GUY MY CELL NUMBER TO SEND ME A PIC AND HE SENT ME A PIC OF HIS *****" And this surprised you....? i figured it was mandatory. I always insist on having one. |
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"****UPDATE*****OK GUYS I HAVE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE ON HERE.....I GAVE A GUY MY CELL NUMBER TO SEND ME A PIC AND HE SENT ME A PIC OF HIS *****" And this surprised you....? i figured it was mandatory. I always insist on having one. Everyone needs to have a list of minimum requirements. |
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i read one other day all it said was that I'm white i was thinking gee couldn't of tell with the picture lol
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i read one other day all it said was that I'm white i was thinking gee couldn't of tell with the picture lol
 
HI,,I'm layered, and thick between my ears,,,,,,
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i read one other day all it said was that I'm white i was thinking gee couldn't of tell with the picture lol
HI,,I'm layered, and thick between my ears,,,,,,
 
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"like reading, eating out, cinema, have fund, traveling and cooking
I'm fund loving" Who doesn't love a good fund? |
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"If I meet the one that we get on like house on fire I would be very happy"
Aren't the normal bad metaphors adequate enough? |
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"My friends say I am smart, cute, hard working, royal"
Royal...... pain? |
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"My friends say I am smart, cute, hard working, royal" Royal...... pain?
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