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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"what about to say???"
What about it? |
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I thought you might like to know that everyone that reads these post will be going to their own profiles to check for Mispelled words and sentences that sound like jibberish. LOL I know I did I like to think of it as a public service. Now all we need is a telethon....! yes we do! Huked on Fonix wurked fer mi |
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"an angry person"
Gathers no moss. |
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"I´m just looking around. Don´t know what exactly I am looking for."
That big building over there is Wal-Mart. |
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"What I don´t like? Tomatoes and boring people."
Well, that's sort of ironic. |
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"Not really sure what I'd like to put here at the moment. Watch this space. If you've got a question, ask me. If not, come back in bit and see what I've written."
It's a dating site profile, it really doesn't need a preamble. |
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"blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah
blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahvblah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah blahblah bla" This is actually the profile that all of the others are aspiring to be. |
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"Hi, I probably could write anything I want here and most people will not bother reading it."
Well, I wish I hadn't. |
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"Adore her business , dance and hike .she wanted would educate all right speak English."
Dreams are fine, but let's be realistic. |
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"javascrapt"
Might want to run a virus scan. |
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"I would just like to say that I am seeking a rich man with a very big 'account'".
How clever of you. Can we expect the "penalty for early withdrawal" joke next? |
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"This is sadly quite a small space and if you really want to get to know me then - well I am quite sure you 'know' the rest of what I am thinking."
You want more shoes? |
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"My cat came with me and his Czech is much better than mine."
I bet his profile is, too. |
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"I don´t want relation ship for every price."
No, dammit, set your rates and stick to them. |
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You want more shoes? That goes with EVERY woman's profile, silly! |
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"stripper bang bang stripper"
This part of town has really gotten dangerous. |
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You want more shoes? That goes with EVERY woman's profile, silly! That's what's so great about it, it's a universal truth! |
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"on my first date i will like very much 2 take u around my city on my job and most of my friend and famliy we will go swimming have dinner and talk all about live and about us being good and loving compaion"
For the second date we can pick out china patterns? |
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"If you are reading my profile and you are a man in his 40-55's years of age, face the horrible fact that 18-30 year olds arent interested in you."
So you're like the consolation prize? |
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"I AM EASY. REPEAT, EASY. I LIKE POETRY"
You had me at EASY. |
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