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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sun 07/10/11 01:14 PM
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"New to this, can't believe I'm doing this." Eventually the shame gives way to hopelessness. 
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Looking for a woman with a good Heart
Sorry, I'm not on the donor list. |
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"I'm looking for an attractive,fun, addiction free woman to get together with and enjoy life. ....."
... does addiction free include trolling on dating sites? |
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"I tend to be on the cerebral side....." ..... an over thinker. |
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"I'm looking for an attractive,fun, addiction free woman to get together with and enjoy life. ....." ... does addiction free include trolling on dating sites? 
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Edited by
kre8karma
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Mon 07/11/11 08:11 PM
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"I is a passion fashion of girls, I has a good of mentality, this let I every day are has a good of mood, I pursuit life in the simple of happiness, amateur of when I like and friends to travel."
On our planet, you have to put the words in some sort of order. |
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"I hate filling out these boxes, cause I try to hard not to sound like every one else."
Well, that was a tragic failure, wasn't it? |
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"A lot of people evaluate me that I'm a cool girl and of course, so I am."
So if they say you're a dining room table, you're a dining room table. Nice. |
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"in our life, we should learn how to satisfy with what we own."
Learning how to not write like a moron would be good, too. |
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"I am liping from China."
I think you mean "limping." You might want to see a doctor about that foot. |
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"i speak chanise and english."
I got a bad feeling about this one. |
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"To find a husband, not sexual partners."
Yeah, lots of guys want a wife who they can't touch. |
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"i dont know what will happen, but i do need someone will intresting same lifestyle with me ."
Is it OK if they don't write like you? |
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"For example, I am a bird flying in sky."
I'm gonna need to see some ID. |
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"Love is an impossible meeting."
Nothing like a convoluted metaphor to make a profile work. |
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"I am waiting for you."
Threats don't even bother me anymore. |
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"This is always a hard part to fill up."
Just shut up and grab the shovel. |
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"without something, you can live happily too."
Without polio, without a giant shark, without a big chunk of plutonium, sure. |
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"you can enjoy yourself by doing whatever you want, ignore others."
Well, thanks, it's nice to have your permission. |
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