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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"well, here i am, always said i woulnt do this but im tired of going out and meeting the same people all the time so what the hell if your not in you cant win. "
It's a lot like the lottery. Only the odds here are worse. |
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"ok want to know any thing bout me jus ask! oh my god have to write four lines before it lets me enter! la ba haa ja ja ua ioiefojh whckwsjd9ow iwjcbw9ch bwiu0i bw9u b9ej wciwue dcniwuiowc ujcffo rhi fii n FIOJQA FQJ fionjq fionaief nfuejf nf no"
This is the equivalent of throwing yourself on the ground and kicking and screaming. |
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"i would also like a person who is open to cummunication."
Poor speller? Or double entendre? |
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"well i have done collage to get into childcare which i love so much "
I guess the licensing requirements aren't what they used to be. |
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"I never ever thought i'd give this website another go!!!"
It's called lowering your standards. It happens to the best of us. |
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"I'm nearly 20, blonde hair, blue eyes blah blah blah like your going to read this!"
Unfortunately I did. |
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"This is the tough bit... Who can seriously sum themselves up in one statement?"
One statement is more than enough for most. |
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"I've an unbelievably crap personality!....Im really really mean, hate happy people, babies and animals are stupid!"
I was going to make fun of this but I think she may be my soul mate. |
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"I've an unbelievably crap personality!....Im really really mean, hate happy people, babies and animals are stupid!" I was going to make fun of this but I think she may be my soul mate. If she hadn't said that part about animals, I'd have to look into that one myself....! 
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"I've an unbelievably crap personality!....Im really really mean, hate happy people, babies and animals are stupid!" I was going to make fun of this but I think she may be my soul mate.   
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"I've an unbelievably crap personality!....Im really really mean, hate happy people, babies and animals are stupid!" I was going to make fun of this but I think she may be my soul mate.
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"Hi, I am looking for a strong man who will take it up the *** and build me a house."
In that order? |
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"well i really dont no what to say here and it wont let me leave it blank"
The world is a cruel and heartless place. |
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"Like spending time in the desert."
Moses? Is that you? |
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"i am mad at times take an odd notion to do something stupid"
No argument there. |
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"hi im a 50 yr old woman and am seeking an man with an exciting zest for fun.am very energenic woman.am seekinga man ;eyj.rjylwrylsjhlajljalgjaljglaejtlkqjtlkqjtlqjtlqjtlkwtjklejlwktjlwtjletjletjlekjt"
So THAT'S what "the change" sounds like.... |
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"i will be your flower"
Poison sumac is a flower? |
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"Been cutting hair for 18 yrs. Would like to try something elses for awhile."
My God, you must be exhausted. |
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"my goal is to be a proffinssal nurse"
Hopefully, there's no spelling test. |
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"I want to have a boyfriend/sex really badly. so if your lookin' for a sexy thin girl, I'M YOUR TYPE!!!"
Yeah, it's never really that simple. |
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