Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"dont know what to pot.just ask me"
If you don't know, why should I ask you? OK, maybe a ficus plant. |
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"Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me!"
Will someone please feed that damn bird? |
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"People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is."
Exhibit A. |
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"i am blonde blue eyes size 1 to a 3"
You have different sized eyes? That's creepy. |
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"I want a big love"
I want a Big Mac. |
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"I'm gonna describe me in 4 words, Socially, good friend creative and funny."
And mathematically challenged. |
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"miss me and ejoy.."
Sounds like a self-esteem issue. |
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"For my own safety i am limited to say just a few words,Think think"
Probably could have planned this out better. |
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"Is it possible that someone choice me for what i can to write of myself????"
Anything is possible but it might help if we knew what the hell you were trying to say. |
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"I have my own shoes and harness."
Are you a horse? |
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"Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies.Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies."
I'm not kidding, that bird is really getting on my nerves. |
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"87 blue eyes strong good lovergood heart"
I'm not into mutants. |
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"I am the type which do not like to talk about myself, hence you might find what I write here below is silly."
I don't think that's what makes it silly. |
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"I like tree climbing and tea... ALOT."
PlentyOfNonSequitur.com |
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"My goal is to find a good hearted man who loves me for who I am and accepts my beastiality."
Preferably a man with large animals. |
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"Well, I don't do much and I collect ceramic dragons. "
When you're right, you're right. |
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"My goal is to find a good hearted man who loves me for who I am and accepts my beastiality." Preferably a man with large animals. Wow. Bulls I wonder? |
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"I've an unbelievably crap personality!....Im really really mean, hate happy people, babies and animals are stupid!" I was going to make fun of this but I think she may be my soul mate. |
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"Done with this. Help someone please get me out of this swampy pond. The oxygen is decreasing and I just want off of this site. "
They don't let you leave until you write a decent profile. I won't hold my breath..... |
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"Sometimes my heart like glasses and easy to break."
Sometimes I wonder what you're trying to say. |
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