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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9
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Sat 08/20/11 07:29 PM
"dont know what to pot.just ask me"

If you don't know, why should I ask you? OK, maybe a ficus plant.


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Sat 08/20/11 07:32 PM
"Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me!"

Will someone please feed that damn bird?


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Sat 08/20/11 07:33 PM
"People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you. If your profile is really lame it won't matter how good your message is."

Exhibit A.


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Sat 08/20/11 07:39 PM
"i am blonde blue eyes size 1 to a 3"

You have different sized eyes? That's creepy.


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Sat 08/20/11 07:43 PM
"I want a big love"

I want a Big Mac.


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Sat 08/20/11 07:48 PM
"I'm gonna describe me in 4 words, Socially, good friend creative and funny."

And mathematically challenged.


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Sat 08/20/11 07:49 PM
"miss me and ejoy.."

Sounds like a self-esteem issue.


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Sat 08/20/11 07:52 PM
"For my own safety i am limited to say just a few words,Think think"

Probably could have planned this out better.


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Sat 08/20/11 07:55 PM
"Is it possible that someone choice me for what i can to write of myself????"

Anything is possible but it might help if we knew what the hell you were trying to say.


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Sat 08/20/11 08:01 PM
"I have my own shoes and harness."

Are you a horse?


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Sat 08/20/11 08:02 PM
"Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies.Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies. Talk about your hobbies."

I'm not kidding, that bird is really getting on my nerves.


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Sat 08/20/11 08:05 PM
"87 blue eyes strong good lovergood heart"

I'm not into mutants.


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Tue 08/30/11 08:03 PM
"I am the type which do not like to talk about myself, hence you might find what I write here below is silly."


I don't think that's what makes it silly.

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Tue 08/30/11 08:09 PM
"I like tree climbing and tea... ALOT."


PlentyOfNonSequitur.com

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Tue 08/30/11 08:11 PM
"My goal is to find a good hearted man who loves me for who I am and accepts my beastiality."


Preferably a man with large animals.

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Tue 08/30/11 08:12 PM
"Well, I don't do much and I collect ceramic dragons. "


When you're right, you're right.

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Tue 08/30/11 08:17 PM

"My goal is to find a good hearted man who loves me for who I am and accepts my beastiality."


Preferably a man with large animals.



Wow. Bulls I wonder?

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Tue 08/30/11 08:20 PM

"I've an unbelievably crap personality!....Im really really mean, hate happy people, babies and animals are stupid!"



I was going to make fun of this but I think she may be my soul mate.



laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 08/30/11 08:23 PM
"Done with this. Help someone please get me out of this swampy pond. The oxygen is decreasing and I just want off of this site. "


They don't let you leave until you write a decent profile. I won't hold my breath.....

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Tue 08/30/11 08:28 PM
"Sometimes my heart like glasses and easy to break."


Sometimes I wonder what you're trying to say.

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