Topic: how wake up a woman correctly ?
n3rdy's photo
Fri 03/18/11 08:05 AM

didnt yal know early morning sex is great .....what are you thinking ......lol


wake up her with a good sex!

this girl is a fire flame

n3rdy's photo
Fri 03/18/11 08:07 AM


Kisses on her neck/shoulder area.


the winner here smokin TexasScoundrel

TxsGal3333's photo
Fri 03/18/11 08:38 AM

Dude, you have it all backwards. It is HER job to make YOU breakfast!

Here's the deal. Women are not going to be happy about learning that a man knows this, but it is what it is.

If you are a good man, you are in HUGE demand. There's not many of us out there. And so, if your woman is not up by the crack of dawn, she is not doing her job. Again, there are many more hot women out there than there are decent men.

We're men. We're not that picky. On the other hand, women are very picky, so if you're a good catch, I repeat, you are in HUGE demand.

Don't be shy about using that trump card. You lay down the rules, and if she doesn't know how to take care of you, replace her with a younger, newer model.

Shiki


Hahaha.............things that make you go hummm ......

Thoughts like this makes me glad that I'm single I will put my time towards one that knows how to put as much effort into a relationship as they receive from one....bigsmile

freakyshiki2009's photo
Fri 03/18/11 08:52 AM
Kissablekiss wrote:

"Who wrote the book or who made the rule that women must always make breakfast ?????"

It's in the Bible. Wives must SUBMIT to their husbands. In fact, the word woman, means, literally, "womb of man," as woman were created from man. And look, if your man is getting up early and working hard to provide for you, then why not get up and make him some eggs.

Then afterward, I agree that the neck/shoulder thing is cool. But, it is better to do that after a good meal.

Shiki

soufiehere's photo
Fri 03/18/11 09:26 AM
Don't wake me.
Slip me something cool and slow.

GravelRidgeBoy's photo
Fri 03/18/11 09:49 AM


Kisses on her neck/shoulder area.
i would pick this over breakfast !!!! ....look forward to waking up each morning !!!!!!

didnt yal know early morning sex is great .....what are you thinking ......lol
X2 This is the best way to wake up...

RoamingOrator's photo
Fri 03/18/11 09:50 AM
I'm pretty sure I'd have to call her phone - otherwise I might get arrested as an intruder!! scared scared

kissablekiss's photo
Fri 03/18/11 10:00 AM

Kissablekiss wrote:

"Who wrote the book or who made the rule that women must always make breakfast ?????"

It's in the Bible. Wives must SUBMIT to their husbands. In fact, the word woman, means, literally, "womb of man," as woman were created from man. And look, if your man is getting up early and working hard to provide for you, then why not get up and make him some eggs.

Then afterward, I agree that the neck/shoulder thing is cool. But, it is better to do that after a good meal.

Shiki
do you believe in equal rights ?
guess you also believe that a men should lead and women follow ?

The Hebrew word for woman is ish-shah', which literally means a "female man"
and implies that 'woman was taken from man' (Genesis 2:22-23) we both agree on that bit of information .....;"Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Note that straight after the 'submit' statement for the wife, there is also a command that husbands should love their wives.

Paul implies that husbands should not just be a 'lover' but should be totally self-sacrificing for their wives and never ask them to do something that they would not do anyway to please him.



wux's photo
Fri 03/18/11 11:36 AM


Kissablekiss wrote:

"Who wrote the book or who made the rule that women must always make breakfast ?????"

It's in the Bible. Wives must SUBMIT to their husbands. In fact, the word woman, means, literally, "womb of man," as woman were created from man. And look, if your man is getting up early and working hard to provide for you, then why not get up and make him some eggs.

Then afterward, I agree that the neck/shoulder thing is cool. But, it is better to do that after a good meal.

Shiki
do you believe in equal rights ?
guess you also believe that a men should lead and women follow ?

The Hebrew word for woman is ish-shah', which literally means a "female man"
and implies that 'woman was taken from man' (Genesis 2:22-23) we both agree on that bit of information .....;"Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Note that straight after the 'submit' statement for the wife, there is also a command that husbands should love their wives.

Paul implies that husbands should not just be a 'lover' but should be totally self-sacrificing for their wives and never ask them to do something that they would not do anyway to please him.



While this is true, "submit" means to accept even the unacceptable. Why would Paul say this to women?

Because, my friend, some women (very few) are masochists. The masochist women, who would prefer to be beaten and abused, will have to submit to the love, adoration and spoiling by their husbands, as it happens.

On the other hand, masochist husbands can ask their wives to beat them and abuse them, and the wife has no choice but beat the husband and hold his hand over the burning stove, because her role is to submit.

Therefore the Bible is truly sexist, at least Paul is that. He condones the happiness and fulfilment with life for masochist men, but not for masochist women.

This is blatant discrimination based on gender. (And also based on all of age, religion, and marital status.)

Holly4459's photo
Fri 03/18/11 11:49 AM
Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast
and coffee.... :) thank you!

no photo
Fri 03/18/11 11:54 AM
Edited by esebulldog on Fri 03/18/11 11:56 AM

Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast
and coffee.... :) thank you!





kissablekiss's photo
Fri 03/18/11 01:32 PM
slaphead slaphead

Holly4459's photo
Fri 03/18/11 03:37 PM


Scrambled eggs, bacon, toast
and coffee.... :) thank you!





Oooh!!! Looks good!drool

But I forgot the sausage!!!laugh

Simonedemidova's photo
Fri 03/18/11 03:53 PM
Im not too hungry int he morning, but if you want to wake me up, you can start with a back massage. That is a nice thing to do...and brew the YUBAN, so i can smell it flowing up the stairs and into my bedroom.

Simonedemidova's photo
Fri 03/18/11 03:56 PM


Kissablekiss wrote:

"Who wrote the book or who made the rule that women must always make breakfast ?????"

It's in the Bible. Wives must SUBMIT to their husbands. In fact, the word woman, means, literally, "womb of man," as woman were created from man. And look, if your man is getting up early and working hard to provide for you, then why not get up and make him some eggs.

Then afterward, I agree that the neck/shoulder thing is cool. But, it is better to do that after a good meal.

Shiki
do you believe in equal rights ?
guess you also believe that a men should lead and women follow ?

The Hebrew word for woman is ish-shah', which literally means a "female man"
and implies that 'woman was taken from man' (Genesis 2:22-23) we both agree on that bit of information .....;"Wives, submit to your husbands, as is fitting in the Lord. Husbands, love your wives and do not be harsh with them. Children, obey your parents in everything, for this pleases the Lord. Note that straight after the 'submit' statement for the wife, there is also a command that husbands should love their wives.

Paul implies that husbands should not just be a 'lover' but should be totally self-sacrificing for their wives and never ask them to do something that they would not do anyway to please him.





Tell him like it is GF!!!

rlynne's photo
Fri 03/18/11 04:02 PM
press the start button on the coffee pot...

make sure the cereal and milk are where the kids can reach em'

and lock the door when you come back to bed...

Mayhem_J's photo
Fri 03/18/11 04:19 PM
Why wake her up? Why not just slip it inside and see what happens?

Ha ha...I am THE WORST!!

Simonedemidova's photo
Fri 03/18/11 04:26 PM

Why wake her up? Why not just slip it inside and see what happens?

Ha ha...I am THE WORST!!


Just keepin it real, right?

Mayhem_J's photo
Fri 03/18/11 04:28 PM


Why wake her up? Why not just slip it inside and see what happens?

Ha ha...I am THE WORST!!


Just keepin it real, right?


Every bit.

Simonedemidova's photo
Fri 03/18/11 04:32 PM



Why wake her up? Why not just slip it inside and see what happens?

Ha ha...I am THE WORST!!


Just keepin it real, right?


Every bit.


I think Soulfie would agree with you...flowerforyou