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Topic: how wake up a woman correctly ?
fireflysgirl Joined Mon 10/18/10 Posts: 2957	Tue 05/03/11 08:46 PM
i would wake up her... with a breakfast and you??? what would you make? Can you make bacon??? I don't usually take kindly to being woke up, but could make an exception in your case

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Wed 05/04/11 03:22 PM
Depends on the reason why ur waking her up.. If its an emergency..stand over her with two flashlights on and yell "truck"!!..but word of caution..you better be able to duck fast and give her mind blowing make up sex lol If its the kids..either let her sleep in or let them wake her instead If its just because you are feeling frisky..u better make it worth her while to wake up ;)

Dragoness Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 23320	Wed 05/04/11 04:26 PM
Dude, you have it all backwards. It is HER job to make YOU breakfast! Here's the deal. Women are not going to be happy about learning that a man knows this, but it is what it is. If you are a good man, you are in HUGE demand. There's not many of us out there. And so, if your woman is not up by the crack of dawn, she is not doing her job. Again, there are many more hot women out there than there are decent men. We're men. We're not that picky. On the other hand, women are very picky, so if you're a good catch, I repeat, you are in HUGE demand. Don't be shy about using that trump card. You lay down the rules, and if she doesn't know how to take care of you, replace her with a younger, newer model. Shiki He's joking of course. This is not true and will not get you anywhere with a good woman.

Chazster Joined Tue 08/28/07 Posts: 6206	Wed 05/04/11 04:37 PM
Wake up woman and get me some food.

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Wed 05/04/11 05:34 PM
I don't mind waking up for a guy.

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Wed 05/04/11 06:12 PM
no thanks please do not wake me up at all ever for any reason - I hate it unless I have to get up I agree with you. I would get especially pissed if a guy woke me up early on the weekend.

Tessa02 Joined Tue 02/16/10 Posts: 2519	Thu 05/05/11 09:39 AM
simply say, yo, wake up biaaaaatch! : D Act6ually that's about the only thing thatd wake me up!! But, I pity your azz when I'm done!! I'm not a nice person in the morning!

H2CO3HCO3 Joined Sun 09/28/08 Posts: 29	Thu 05/05/11 10:05 AM
simply say, yo, wake up biaaaaatch! : D Act6ually that's about the only thing thatd wake me up!! But, I pity your azz when I'm done!! I'm not a nice person in the morning! LOL Tessa... that made me really fall on the floor! : D... Cheers from Europe!

Tessa02 Joined Tue 02/16/10 Posts: 2519	Thu 05/05/11 10:07 AM
simply say, yo, wake up biaaaaatch! : D Act6ually that's about the only thing thatd wake me up!! But, I pity your azz when I'm done!! I'm not a nice person in the morning! LOL Tessa... that made me really fall on the floor! : D... Cheers from Europe! I'd try not to hurt ya too bad! Cheers!!!

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Thu 05/05/11 11:28 AM
simply say, yo, wake up biaaaaatch! : D Act6ually that's about the only thing thatd wake me up!! But, I pity your azz when I'm done!! I'm not a nice person in the morning! LOL Tessa... that made me really fall on the floor! : D... Cheers from Europe! I'd try not to hurt ya too bad! Cheers!!! You are nicer than me. Someone woke me abruptly and I came up swinging. Damn that military training.