100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Come on Kids...I am taking all of you out..... | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
Like a fat man at a buffet.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Someone feed the poor half starved thing!  Eat my shorts Jess :) The majestic North American Krupalope has a habitat very similar to The Austrailian OutBack. These elusive creatures are known for thier flowing plumage and complete lack of modesty. Thier diet consists of lots of home cooking and alcohol. When prowling thier territorial range, they delineate its boundries by pooping in mail boxes and Singing out it's mating call...."Hey Baby! Is your vagina busy for the next 15 minutes?" The Krupalope is a prime example of an endangered species and should make all of us want to conserve our dwindling natural resources as humanity encroaches on it's mating grounds...forcing it to cruise high schools in search of naive mating cows. It is quite possible that within the span of but a few years...the last of these regal creatures may only be found in zoos....what a loss it would be for anyone who may never get to witness a Krupalope sproinging across the plains of West and Central Texas. If you would like to help...please donate to the Krupalope Conservatory....any porn and mixed drinks would help. Thank you.  Bwah hahahaha!!! You dont wear f* cking shorts!!! Methinks you've been snorting aussie outback red dust again...  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Bwah hahahaha!!! You dont wear f* cking shorts!!! Methinks you've been snorting aussie outback red dust again... Is that in the buffet? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
...looking at the ribcage on Krups I suspect it's on his buffet!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I prefer to think of it as being sleek and aerodynamic.....
I seriously eat constantly. |
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
Troublebug
on
Mon 02/21/11 09:26 AM
|
 Little off topic, but krupa when I saw this pic, I swear it was you. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Naw...he's gay
:) |
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
josie68
on
Mon 02/21/11 05:33 PM
|
|
Hmmm i think the krupalopes trainer should bring him toAustralia so i can have a better look.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The crocogator just chillin like a villain.  Took a canoe trip up the Hillsbourgho River in Florida a few years back. This is what we saw all up and down the banks AND eyes popping out of the water watching us and hoping for a tip of the canoe! You do look tasty....can you really blame them? Gator's pretty tasty too  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jackalopes....not real....Tourist trap crap. Krupalopes...are real....and incredibly majestic.....  Aye...this is a handsome beast indeed...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Krupalopes...are real....and incredibly majestic..... Aye...this is a handsome beast indeed... I'd like a krupalope also; but mine's got to have some fur on his body
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I Think its sad that they Capture tons of Animals and put them in a zoo its like a prison all in cages i can see if they are animals that need help and they bring them to a place to survive but for amusement i rather go to a African lion Safari at least they can roam more freely there cheers
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
But.....it's a really nice zoo and all the animals have far greater life expectancy in the zoo. Sure nothing is perfect but, I honestly don't want to go to Africa.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hmmm i think the krupalopes trainer should bring him toAustralia so i can have a better look. I always wanted to hit Austrailia....it makes me think of the place I live. But, Texas doesn't have crocodiles....(except in zoos) But, we do got road runners and armadillos. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
But.....it's a really nice zoo and all the animals have far greater life expectancy in the zoo. Sure nothing is perfect but, I honestly don't want to go to Africa.
|
|
|
|
|
