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| Topic: Come on Kids...I am taking all of you out..... | |
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Uncle Krupa can we go see the polar bears?............  no, i want to see the monkeys!!!! Aren't there enough here? 
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I swear this female giraffe is gonna eat my hair if she ever gets the chance....She acts like a love struck teenager EVERY time I see her...she follows me.... Really can't blame her, you have awesome hair! |
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I swear this female giraffe is gonna eat my hair if she ever gets the chance....She acts like a love struck teenager EVERY time I see her...she follows me.... Really can't blame her, you have awesome hair! You oughta see me naked! :) |
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Will that be a future field trip Uncle Krupa? I'm almost afraid to ask what kind of permission slip we need for that one. LOL
And what exactly would that trip "cost" us?  
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Will that be a future field trip Uncle Krupa? I'm almost afraid to ask what kind of permission slip we need for that one. LOL And what exactly would that trip "cost" us? 1: yes 2: Have a parent or guardian sign a pack of condoms 3: Your virginity :) |
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Will that be a future field trip Uncle Krupa? I'm almost afraid to ask what kind of permission slip we need for that one. LOL And what exactly would that trip "cost" us? 1: yes 2: Have a parent or guardian sign a pack of condoms 3: Your virginity :) I can get the first two, But I'm sorry to say the last one is LOOONNGG gone ( But I can try and get ahold of the guy & try and "earn" it back , I guess. LOL |
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Obviously you don't hit many strip joints....no cover charge for ladies accompanied by a dude and free keg beer. Since I have permanent VIP status (I am not kidding...the club owner is my lawyer and handles all my art transactions) The strip club jaunt is free....we just gotta sell some plasma for stripper tippin money! You are correct, I think I have been to a strip club once in my life! Sad I know, that's why I am so excited about this trip!! Relieved about the money part, thanks for setting me straight! My mom slipped me a $50 when she signed my permission slip, guess that and plasma sales should be enough! |
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The crocogator just chillin like a villain.  Ohhhh...a Kookaburra (sp?) from the land of Jess  Errr...that aint no Kookaburra...  if it is...it is severely anorexic...the wrong coulour and someone stretched the poor bastard's legs!!!
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That is a Texas Kookaburra....it need the long legs so it's dik don't drag in the dirt.....
Obviously, the Australian kookaburras don't need that since they are fat and have little peckers. |
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That is a Texas Kookaburra....it need the long legs so it's dik don't drag in the dirt..... Obviously, the Australian kookaburras don't need that since they are fat and have little peckers. Have you seen an aussie kookaburra's pecker???  I have a skeleton of one....and holy crapola!!..I am glad I am not on the end of that divebomb from a gumtree! I have seen brown snakes smooshed into mincemeat by a kookaburra's pecker! |
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While I haven't actually seen one's pecker...I did watch porn with one but when he got worked up..he just flew off once I whipped mine out....You could tell he felt humiliated yet uncomfortably aroused.
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Handsome little beggar, isn't he...and check out the pecker on him!!!
 (Thanks Eileen) 
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I don't think I've ever seen a sloth at the zoo. Well worth checking out. Google sloth>videos. I want one. They should be fairly easy to catch.
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Couple more giraffe pix for Jess...   Thanks so much E....you rock darlin'... I have just spent two days hacking my way through 12 foot high Rhodes grass, and was thinking about your dusty paddocks...send the giraffe here, I have plenty of feed for it.
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@Krupa Thanks for the zoo trip! nice pix (and no smells)
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Glad you liked it doll. It is right down the road from me and is a very nice facility. It is litterally 4 minutes down the road. I like to go early when the animals are getting up to feed and roar...
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Glad you liked it doll. It is right down the road from me and is a very nice facility. It is litterally 4 minutes down the road. I like to go early when the animals are getting up to feed and roar... Feeding and roaring early in the morning, aren't you really talking about you own perfect morning routine? On a good day. |
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I don't roar but, I do Tarzan yodel.
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