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Edited by
seamac
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Sat 02/05/11 02:39 PM
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Onward Kids...someone hold Newarks hand....We don't need that reprobate getting us kicked out again! Now...let's go see my girl..... I swear this female giraffe is gonna eat my hair if she ever gets the chance....She acts like a love struck teenager EVERY time I see her...she follows me....   My absolutely favourite animal in the Uni-Verse!...I want a giraffe, but of coarse am not allowed...so am planning on a mini fluffy cousin of the giraffe...a Llama named Dalai!.. thanks Krups...that was worth $7..  $7.00!!! Ok but how much for the pregnant strippers trip?? I am still unemployed!!! I wanna go, who's going spring for me?? |
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Obviously you don't hit many strip joints....no cover charge for ladies accompanied by a dude and free keg beer. Since I have permanent VIP status (I am not kidding...the club owner is my lawyer and handles all my art transactions)
The strip club jaunt is free....we just gotta sell some plasma for stripper tippin money! |
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Obviously you don't hit many strip joints....no cover charge for ladies accompanied by a dude and free keg beer. Since I have permanent VIP status (I am not kidding...the club owner is my lawyer and handles all my art transactions) The strip club jaunt is free....we just gotta sell some plasma for stripper tippin money! I would be happy to shout you a couple of lap dances, if I get to pet the giraffe.. and give the poor darling some lucerne to munch on, it's yard is rather bare and dusty. |
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Great thread!!
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Obviously you don't hit many strip joints....no cover charge for ladies accompanied by a dude and free keg beer. Since I have permanent VIP status (I am not kidding...the club owner is my lawyer and handles all my art transactions) The strip club jaunt is free....we just gotta sell some plasma for stripper tippin money! I would be happy to shout you a couple of lap dances, if I get to pet the giraffe.. and give the poor darling some lucerne to munch on, it's yard is rather bare and dusty. This is Texas in winter...everything is bare and dusty....even the pregnant strippers. Glad you like the thred Monier...I figured that since most people were weather bound...I would just get em out of the house by proxy. |
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Since this thread is still breathing, I fiured I may as well break out some previous zoo pix....
A Road Runner! (Chapparelle)...my favorite bird and terror of rattle snakes! They are the coolest! 
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Well, this one isnt AT the zoo...but it's one of the neighbors critters...so, you get to see it on the way...
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Edited by
krupa
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Sun 02/06/11 06:45 AM
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Texas sized June bug...They sound like an R/C plane when they fly into your hair...
 
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Woe.! This thread is awesome with uncle krupa takin us all to the zoo.!! Whew.! That bug gives me goosebumps...lol
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Yeah Ash...wait till you hear it buzzing from 20 yards away before it lands in your hair.....you CANT pull it out till it is ready to leave.
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More Proof that the giraffe is enamoured with my hair....If she ever escapes, I may be the first person in history to be eaten by a giraffe....
 
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N what if it pulls my precious hair.? Does it bittes? It may give a tickle..lol
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Soooo...
It never occured to me that lions get hair balls.... When this bad boy started to yak one up...you could hear it from way off...I was close enough for it to vibrate my whole body.... The few people who came running to watch were all cringing and laughing....     Oh lord!...I aint gonna post the pic of the result but it looked like a 4 pound porkloin covered in hair.... |
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nice.i found things like,downloadz,chatting,sport updates,and lots more.i kudo the owner..http://skydownload.uiwap.com
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Gonna just assume you are the owner.
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as requested....MONKEYS!!!!
 
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The crocogator just chillin like a villain.
 Ohhhh...a Kookaburra (sp?) from the land of Jess  |
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Our Jaguar....oh man! It would make a nice pair of underwear!
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Couple more giraffe pix for Jess...
 
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I am wondering, if you know..
Is each giraffes pattern on their skin unique, like a zebra's? They are so beautiful. |
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