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| Topic: Come on Kids...I am taking all of you out..... | |
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I thought only Playboy Bunnies had racks.  LMAOooooooO
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Jackalopes....not real....Tourist trap crap. Krupalopes...are real....and incredibly majestic.....  Aye...this is a handsome beast indeed... LMAOoooooooooooooooooooO
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Rats i didnt think they where real, do you think they would let us bring a krupalope home to australia, They hould make a great pet  
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Jackalopes....not real....Tourist trap crap. Krupalopes...are real....and incredibly majestic..... Aye...this is a handsome beast indeed...   
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Someone feed the poor half starved thing! 
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Rats i didnt think they where real, do you think they would let us bring a krupalope home to australia, They hould make a great pet Hahahaha! Careful, someone may hunt you down.
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Rats i didnt think they where real, do you think they would let us bring a krupalope home to australia, They hould make a great pet Hahahaha! Careful, someone may hunt you down. 
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Someone feed the poor half starved thing! Eat my shorts Jess :) The majestic North American Krupalope has a habitat very similar to The Austrailian OutBack. These elusive creatures are known for thier flowing plumage and complete lack of modesty. Thier diet consists of lots of home cooking and alcohol. When prowling thier territorial range, they delineate its boundries by pooping in mail boxes and Singing out it's mating call...."Hey Baby! Is your vagina busy for the next 15 minutes?" The Krupalope is a prime example of an endangered species and should make all of us want to conserve our dwindling natural resources as humanity encroaches on it's mating grounds...forcing it to cruise high schools in search of naive mating cows. It is quite possible that within the span of but a few years...the last of these regal creatures may only be found in zoos....what a loss it would be for anyone who may never get to witness a Krupalope sproinging across the plains of West and Central Texas. If you would like to help...please donate to the Krupalope Conservatory....any porn and mixed drinks would help. Thank you. |
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.. you're f--king crazy..
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What's your point?
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I was just making sure you knew...
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Thank you Brother....that helps me to keep things in perspective.
Hope all is well with you on this groovy day. |
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Edited by
soufiehere
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Sun 02/20/11 09:35 AM
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Eat my shorts Jess :) The majestic North American Krupalope has a habitat very similar to The Austrailian OutBack. These elusive creatures are known for thier flowing plumage and complete lack of modesty. Thier diet consists of lots of home cooking and alcohol. When prowling thier territorial range, they delineate its boundries by pooping in mail boxes and Singing out it's mating call...."Hey Baby! Is your vagina busy for the next 15 minutes?" The Krupalope is a prime example of an endangered species and should make all of us want to conserve our dwindling natural resources as humanity encroaches on it's mating grounds...forcing it to cruise high schools in search of naive mating cows. It is quite possible that within the span of but a few years...the last of these regal creatures may only be found in zoos....what a loss it would be for anyone who may never get to witness a Krupalope sproinging across the plains of West and Central Texas. If you would like to help...please donate to the Krupalope Conservatory....any porn and mixed drinks would help. Thank you. Sproinging about, does the..plummage get mesquite tickled? |
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The wild Krupalope is at one with his surroundings and bounds through the wilds with the grace and agility of a 5 legged gazelle....truly, it is perhaps God's finest creation.
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The wild Krupalope is at one with his surroundings and bounds through the wilds with the grace and agility of a 5 legged gazelle....truly, it is perhaps God's finest creation. :) You would need a pretty big room to hang a stuffed krupalope in. That 5th leg.. |
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BLASPHEMER!!!!
They should be allowed to roam thier ancestral pastures, naked and free.....as it was meant to be.... Or selling them into the sex trade is also acceptable.... |
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.. Or selling them into the sex trade is also acceptable.... What is the going rate for a shanghaied krupalope in fairly good condition and still in full plummage? |
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Thank you Brother....that helps me to keep things in perspective. Hope all is well with you on this groovy day. 
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.. Or selling them into the sex trade is also acceptable.... What is the going rate for a shanghaied krupalope in fairly good condition and still in full plummage? Oh, they are dirt cheap. |
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Oh, they are dirt cheap. Hmmm. They must eat a lot then. |
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