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Topic: Whats the Funniest pickup line you heard of lollll
Cheer_up's photo
Fri 11/12/10 07:46 PM
Edited by Cheer_up on Fri 11/12/10 07:48 PM
something like .......i must be lost cause i see paridise or Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. or I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! OK lets hear a few lines you ladys heard now don't be shy LOLLLLLLL:))))))

chickayoshi's photo
Fri 11/12/10 08:02 PM
Maybe not quite a pick up line, but here's something: Coming out! Hot stuff coming through! And I'm not talking about the food. *Gives off a debonair laugh.*

Riding_Dubz's photo
Fri 11/12/10 08:04 PM
hey how ya doing literally

chickayoshi's photo
Fri 11/12/10 08:08 PM

hey how ya doing literally


Really? noway That's an interesting way to pick up someone. Did they really say "literally"?

Dragoness's photo
Fri 11/12/10 08:10 PM
I work for Playboy and we are looking for someone just like youslaphead


Cheer_up's photo
Fri 11/12/10 08:41 PM

Maybe not quite a pick up line, but here's something: Coming out! Hot stuff coming through! And I'm not talking about the food. *Gives off a debonair laugh.*
well looks like you got that hot stuff i better watch i don't burn lol:)))))))

Cheer_up's photo
Fri 11/12/10 08:46 PM

I work for Playboy and we are looking for someone just like youslaphead


lollll i like that 1 now thats funny not saying u not hot enough too lolllllll but that pickup line is funny cause really what if the girl never heard of the magazine and if she did wonder if guy got a kick lolllll

eileena9's photo
Fri 11/12/10 08:55 PM
Gee....I think I need a nap...cuz your pillows are sooo tempting.

Cheer_up's photo
Fri 11/12/10 08:57 PM

Gee....I think I need a nap...cuz your pillows are sooo tempting.
lolllll thats a good 1 :)))

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Fri 11/12/10 09:03 PM
me: is that shirt felt?
Him: no...?
me: Would you like it to be :wink:

Cheer_up's photo
Fri 11/12/10 09:15 PM

me: is that shirt felt?
Him: no...?
me: Would you like it to be :wink:
sure shirt felt it lolllllllllllllllllllll

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Fri 11/12/10 10:24 PM
F*** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

actionlynx's photo
Sat 11/13/10 07:11 AM
My buddy and I make a game of trying to come up with the worst pick up line ever. Here are a few...

"Excuse me....Can I sniff your butt?"

"Babe, I look at you and I wish I was a pirate....so I could plunder that booty."

"Hun, pretend my c**k is a disco, 'cos your tongue should be out on the dance floor."

I dare anyone to try to use one of them at a club, and if you do, record it for my amusement! :laughing:

ArtGurl's photo
Sat 11/13/10 08:47 AM
"F@ck me! Can I put my face in your breasts?"



oh yeah ... that boy brought his best moves to the club slaphead

bedlum1's photo
Sat 11/13/10 09:14 AM
So you walk up to a girl and showing her the watch on your wrist you say. "you know my watch is a magic watch?"..
"It lets me know anything I want", she says "really and what is it telling you"? "well its telling me you have no panties on".
She replies "well it's wrong, I happen to be wearing panties"
To which you respond..."oh I forgot to tell you, my watch is 20 minutes fast"

eileena9's photo
Sat 11/13/10 11:48 AM
Last night my niece was taking the train home and another rider had a little Scottie dog with him. The dog came over and curled up to my niece's leg and fell asleep, so the owner said to her...."You could take him home with you...or at least let us visit."

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Sat 11/13/10 12:02 PM
Personally,I would never deliver a one liner to a woman because I feel it's cheesy & tacky.I think this one sounds somewhat cute although I'm still not in favor of them"If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"ohwell :smile:

Gossipmpm's photo
Sat 11/13/10 12:04 PM
"Are those real?" hahahah WTF!!!!!bigsmile grumble :heart:

bedlum1's photo
Sat 11/13/10 12:10 PM
Got any raisins? No? How about a date?

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Sat 11/13/10 12:17 PM
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight bigsmile

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