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Edited by
Cheer_up
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Fri 11/12/10 07:48 PM
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something like .......i must be lost cause i see paridise or Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. or I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock! OK lets hear a few lines you ladys heard now don't be shy LOLLLLLLL:))))))
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Maybe not quite a pick up line, but here's something: Coming out! Hot stuff coming through! And I'm not talking about the food. *Gives off a debonair laugh.*
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hey how ya doing literally
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hey how ya doing literally Really?  That's an interesting way to pick up someone. Did they really say "literally"?
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I work for Playboy and we are looking for someone just like you
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Maybe not quite a pick up line, but here's something: Coming out! Hot stuff coming through! And I'm not talking about the food. *Gives off a debonair laugh.* |
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I work for Playboy and we are looking for someone just like you
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Gee....I think I need a nap...cuz your pillows are sooo tempting.
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Gee....I think I need a nap...cuz your pillows are sooo tempting. |
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me: is that shirt felt?
Him: no...? me: Would you like it to be 
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me: is that shirt felt? Him: no...? me: Would you like it to be
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F*** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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My buddy and I make a game of trying to come up with the worst pick up line ever. Here are a few...
"Excuse me....Can I sniff your butt?" "Babe, I look at you and I wish I was a pirate....so I could plunder that booty." "Hun, pretend my c**k is a disco, 'cos your tongue should be out on the dance floor." I dare anyone to try to use one of them at a club, and if you do, record it for my amusement! 
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"F@ck me! Can I put my face in your breasts?"
oh yeah ... that boy brought his best moves to the club
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So you walk up to a girl and showing her the watch on your wrist you say. "you know my watch is a magic watch?"..
"It lets me know anything I want", she says "really and what is it telling you"? "well its telling me you have no panties on". She replies "well it's wrong, I happen to be wearing panties" To which you respond..."oh I forgot to tell you, my watch is 20 minutes fast" |
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Last night my niece was taking the train home and another rider had a little Scottie dog with him. The dog came over and curled up to my niece's leg and fell asleep, so the owner said to her...."You could take him home with you...or at least let us visit."
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Personally,I would never deliver a one liner to a woman because I feel it's cheesy & tacky.I think this one sounds somewhat cute although I'm still not in favor of them"If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
 
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"Are those real?" hahahah WTF!!!!!
  
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Got any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight
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