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Topic: Whats the Funniest pickup line you heard of lollll
Shaykei Joined Tue 11/09/10 Posts: 26	Sat 11/13/10 01:20 PM
So I was wearing shiny tight-pants when I heard this one. "Did you know you look like Olivia Newton-John? I could be your John Travolta." Said by a guy in his early 20's, so I thought it was pretty clever.

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Sat 11/13/10 01:34 PM
Hi I can Shakei if u can bakey!! God was thet YOU?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 11/13/10 01:40 PM
"F@ck me! Can I put my face in your breasts?" oh yeah ... that boy brought his best moves to the club

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 11/13/10 01:42 PM
See my friend over there? He's to shy to ask for your number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning.

Shaykei Joined Tue 11/09/10 Posts: 26	Sat 11/13/10 01:53 PM
See my friend over there? He's to shy to ask for your number. He's gonna need to call you for directions to pick me up in the morning. That one's pretty funny! Unless you're the friend, I guess.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 11/13/10 01:55 PM
<---------flaccid taxi guy

Nitsua1984 Joined Sat 09/05/09 Posts: 734	Sat 11/13/10 03:55 PM
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24713	Sat 11/13/10 04:30 PM Edited by Beachfarmer on Sat 11/13/10 04:47 PM
Actually used to try what we called the "Hugh Grant". purposefully nervous and bumbling Ex.....excuse me, I wanted to say your eyeasss...eer um eyes...eyes are exquisite like a chandelier....that's not to say you remind me of my Grandmother's chandelier.........well I guess I didn't need to mention my grandmother......but I saw you from across the room and ...yada.... but... I just want to say, Hello. So....um.....Hello. I suppose I should I should go back to the chandelier shop now, and forget I ever met you....but I haven't....so.. EDIT: but the one below is just as good and prly more efficient!

sparky6417 Joined Fri 10/08/10 Posts: 47	Sat 11/13/10 04:41 PM
nice shoes wanna &$@!

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 02:35 PM
So you walk up to a girl and showing her the watch on your wrist you say. "you know my watch is a magic watch?".. "It lets me know anything I want", she says "really and what is it telling you"? "well its telling me you have no panties on". She replies "well it's wrong, I happen to be wearing panties" To which you respond..."oh I forgot to tell you, my watch is 20 minutes fast" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THATS FUNNY

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Sun 11/14/10 02:39 PM Edited by Riding_Dubz on Sun 11/14/10 02:41 PM
this will get me laid ^^

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 02:39 PM
So I was wearing shiny tight-pants when I heard this one. "Did you know you look like Olivia Newton-John? I could be your John Travolta." Said by a guy in his early 20's, so I thought it was pretty clever. LOLLLL You mean like in the movie greese was his hair all slicked back and a white t-shirt on too lolllllllllllll wonder how they come up with that maybe they just watched the movie before they saw you at the club lolllllllllll

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15111	Sun 11/14/10 02:40 PM
I don't know if it's the FUNNIEST, but it's pretty good: I want to DIP You in a Bucket of Chocolate and then ask "Anybody have some ICE CREAM ?"

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 02:49 PM
nice shoes wanna &$@! lollllllllllllllllll i can see if the lady was a jogger and you step on 1 side of her shoe lace and it was untied then u say oh your shoe lace as she bends you can say wowwwwwww ....she says woww what ? you say you sure got a nice rump for a to hump lollllll my bad lol

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 02:51 PM
I don't know if it's the FUNNIEST, but it's pretty good: I want to DIP You in a Bucket of Chocolate and then ask "Anybody have some ICE CREAM ?" lollllllllllll I Got ice cream thanks was good:)

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15111	Sun 11/14/10 02:54 PM
I don't know if it's the FUNNIEST, but it's pretty good: I want to DIP You in a Bucket of Chocolate and then ask "Anybody have some ICE CREAM ?" lollllllllllll I Got ice cream thanks was good:) I'll have to update here when this guy sends me new ones. He's quite creative...

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 02:55 PM
"F@ck me! Can I put my face in your breasts?" oh yeah ... that boy brought his best moves to the club lolllllllllllllllll to funny:)

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 02:58 PM
Got any raisins? No? How about a date? lollllllllllllllllllll and if she comes back and say i got no date for you then you can say well thats ok i rather you be my peach lolllllllllllll to funny thanks for your responses lol

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Sun 11/14/10 03:13 PM
how about this one............. girl walks by Say wait excuse me.... your tags sticking out...let me get that for you.... grab her tag say O where was made...o in heaven i had no idea

venusenvy Joined Sat 07/31/10 Posts: 2984	Sun 11/14/10 03:15 PM
Ive heard a million of em and I cant remember a single one!...shows you how well they work!