Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? Coffee? Tea? Me? Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away! I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel. Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! Your eyes have touched my soul
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"

Guy asks girl for her autograph.

Girl says: "Why, I'm not famous."

Guy says, "You haven't seen your video on youtube yet?"

That will get her attention anyway.

Lick your finger and touch her shirt. "Now let's get you out of those wet clothes." True story. No, it didn't work.