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Topic: Whats the Funniest pickup line you heard of lollll
Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 05:48 PM
Ive heard a million of em and I cant remember a single one!...shows you how well they work! well i bet you have lolllll if you do post it :) thanks

Troublebug Joined Sat 09/11/10 Posts: 10912	Sun 11/14/10 05:52 PM
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Ok thats kinda cheesy AND sweet at the same time.

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 06:03 PM
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Ok thats kinda cheesy AND sweet at the same time. and i could respond sure come and i give you a free tour lolllll

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 11/14/10 06:05 PM
I don't know if it's the FUNNIEST, but it's pretty good: I want to DIP You in a Bucket of Chocolate and then ask "Anybody have some ICE CREAM ?" Now what a terrible thing to do to chocolate Cheryl! It would never taste as sweet again after comparison to you.

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15104	Sun 11/14/10 06:06 PM
I don't know if it's the FUNNIEST, but it's pretty good: I want to DIP You in a Bucket of Chocolate and then ask "Anybody have some ICE CREAM ?" Now what a terrible thing to do to chocolate Cheryl! It would never taste as sweet again after comparison to you. OK, Joel--you win for the funniest pick-up line!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 11/14/10 06:08 PM
I don't know if it's the FUNNIEST, but it's pretty good: I want to DIP You in a Bucket of Chocolate and then ask "Anybody have some ICE CREAM ?" Now what a terrible thing to do to chocolate Cheryl! It would never taste as sweet again after comparison to you. OK, Joel--you win for the funniest pick-up line! Hey now! My seriousness can only be surpassed by your beauty.

mscherbear Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15104	Sun 11/14/10 06:16 PM
I don't know if it's the FUNNIEST, but it's pretty good: I want to DIP You in a Bucket of Chocolate and then ask "Anybody have some ICE CREAM ?" Now what a terrible thing to do to chocolate Cheryl! It would never taste as sweet again after comparison to you. OK, Joel--you win for the funniest pick-up line! Hey now! My seriousness can only be surpassed by your beauty.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 11/14/10 06:17 PM


BellaV Joined Sat 09/06/08 Posts: 16223	Sun 11/14/10 08:22 PM
okay I used this line on my ex-hubby, and it worked lol "u must be an alien, cause ur outta this world!"

eyesacrossacrowdm Joined Thu 11/12/09 Posts: 10	Sun 11/14/10 08:30 PM
guy to waitress........... do you take orders to go? waitress, yes, good, grab your coat and let's go and damned if it didn't work and we're still married 25 years later........... naw, would be a good story though;)

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 08:40 PM
okay I used this line on my ex-hubby, and it worked lol "u must be an alien, cause ur outta this world!" did he look like ET kidding only said that cause its your ex:))))) and ET don't look bad lolllllll ya i like that line too haha

BellaV Joined Sat 09/06/08 Posts: 16223	Sun 11/14/10 08:42 PM
okay I used this line on my ex-hubby, and it worked lol "u must be an alien, cause ur outta this world!" did he look like ET kidding only said that cause its your ex:))))) and ET don't look bad lolllllll ya i like that line too haha lol no, he actually looks like brad pitt. But has the brains of an plum pit! I got that line off of family guy! love that show! cracks me up all the time

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 11/14/10 08:43 PM
guy to waitress........... do you take orders to go? waitress, yes, good, grab your coat and let's go and damned if it didn't work and we're still married 25 years later........... naw, would be a good story though;) thats a good 1 i got to try that 1 lolllllllllll but not sure about the 25 years of marrage haha cheers

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Mon 11/15/10 01:14 PM
Hello.....

CatsLoveMe Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 4522	Mon 11/15/10 01:36 PM
"Loan me $200, and I'll let you sleep with me."

Himself1 Joined Mon 11/15/10 Posts: 1217	Wed 11/17/10 12:09 PM
guy to waitress........... do you take orders to go? waitress, yes, good, grab your coat and let's go and damned if it didn't work and we're still married 25 years later........... naw, would be a good story though;) lol not bad at all, will definitely have to try that one Personally I just go with what flows... in my experience it matters not a hell of a lot what you say, but just to make contact with a glimpse in your eyes and a smile on your lips...

Himself1 Joined Mon 11/15/10 Posts: 1217	Wed 11/17/10 12:09 PM
guy to waitress........... do you take orders to go? waitress, yes, good, grab your coat and let's go and damned if it didn't work and we're still married 25 years later........... naw, would be a good story though;) lol not bad at all, will definitely have to try that one Personally I just go with what flows... in my experience it matters not a hell of a lot what you say, but just to make contact with a glimpse in your eyes and a smile on your lips...

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Wed 11/17/10 03:59 PM
"Loan me $200, and I'll let you sleep with me." LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOW THATS FUNNY HAHA wtggggggggg dude did it ever work? lollllllll

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Thu 12/09/10 08:48 PM
nice shoes wanna &$@! now thats a funny picup line whats her shoes got to do with that lollllllllllll

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Fri 03/04/11 11:39 AM
The Worst Pick up lines LOLLLLLLLLLLLand some just to funny ......... Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!