What Kind Of Weapons Would You Take?

I would take silk armor; A sword made out of foam rubber and A shield made out styrofoam. Just saying.

If love is a battlefield, you should have to fight naked.

I'm thinkin' about becoming a pacifist...

I'm thinking I wouldn't dress any differently, or carry any weapons, but I'll certainly keep my eyes wide open next time...

If love is a battlefield, you're with the wrong person.

Hmmmmmm I'm a lover not a fighter!

Baby oil, and birthday suit for both parties!!!

ok, next battle is with you...

If 'love is a battlefield', then I wanna be up-armored with lube, massage oil, candles, and plenty Barry White and 'Love Unlimited' sound ... gotta 'be about it', y' know ...

Im showing up with a baby doll and a peace treaty...lets make love, not war....

My only weapon---a can of whipped cream

if Love is a battlefield then I would deliver to her a Nuclear Warhead within a Trojan Horse..

whipped topping is great on any occasion.
or body part...

8 zerglings on the front line as a distraction, 12 hydralisks as the main attack force and 6 mutalisks for hit and run air support should cover most situations adequately.

If love is a battlefield.
You might as well give up.
You are so outmaneuvered :-)

I really feel love is like a battle field, because every time you heart and soul and life for someone for someone or others that you care about, you have to take change or risk and hope that you don't get burn. I feel your all life is a like a battle field, because you will be in place and times you might have to have guard up and sometimes you might have down, because when you are with someone that you care about or you want them to care for you, you are trying to do everything in your power to keep them or have them keep you. Battle field could be two or more fighting over each other or just one couple like husband or wife or boyfriend or girlfriend or if you gay or strait or whatever. I think only time you will not be in battle field is when you six feet under and hope to go heaven. I hope you were a good person or you had touch someone like you never touch someone anyone in there life. You might be going throw a battle field with your family and friends going trow daily problems or every drama is a battle field. but i feel if you win this battle field, is you never give up on what you believe in and always stand by your believes.
Doug

My peach

Interesting...

May I assume you're not talking about a food fight?

If you are, I should remind you about not bringing a peach to a banana fight...