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Cause I am too evil! 
With a 12 guage!   
Careful now. Gonna make me melt my ice cubes. 
Shaken....not stirred? 
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I am single because I promised myself that I would never be divorced....Hence, I never married....never had children.... I am the happiest man I know. My small family loves me. My woman loves me. I love my family. I love my woman. I have Liquor, Pot, Steaks, Lotsa good veggies and spices...and more pot...and more vodka..... ...am I supposed to pretend that I feel bad for being happy? Cause I can if it will help me blend in. It is funny how much we seem to have while being single and how much we enjoy those things.... When we come in and want a drink we know the stuff is there unless we did not replace it , we can do what we want to when we want too... life is good being single why **** it up ........... 
Now if I could find a man that works on a rig where he is only in town for a week or so at a time that would be the perfect one for me...... 
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Building
 a nest egg to bring my princess to
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Cause my soul mate has not found me...
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cause girls just dont appreciate
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Iam still single because Iam a perfectionist.
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i'm single because i tend to procrastinate
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i'm single because i tend to procrastinate
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Hummm still single cause I have not found the one I can put up with............
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Probably bc I'm shy to take the first step on things. I've been in relationships before but only bc the girls were very assertive.
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cuz sometimes i feel like a nut, sometimes i don't.
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lately, because IM still (legally) married
Its difficult to meet people that you cant 'meet'. Few men are content to start a friendship in the cyber world and I am too old fashioned to go out 'dating' before I am officially no longer married. |
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Cause I have a big pecker
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Cause I have a big pecker
hehe...ya right goof ;P |
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Edited by
ArtGurl
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Wed 03/09/11 05:05 PM
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I'm single because my two most recent girlfriends insisted on accusing me of cheating every chance they got. The last one accused me of cheating even though I spent every free moment I had with her, and the previous one tried telling me she had photo evidence, but how can you have evidence of something that doesn't happen???
I don't know, most of the time I think I should just give up and stick to one-nighters and live free... But I do miss companionship. Green Day had it right, nice guys do finish last (or smarten up and give up on the games women play). |
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insecure............
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Flying pigs are hard to catch.
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Interesting,an single because all the girls i have met b4 are all cheats.
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Cause I have a big pecker
Huh...I would think that would have the opposite effect... or is it such a huge hungry monster  that it must be fed regularly by as many female partners as you can round up...and thus one woman would never be able to fulfill its overwhelming thirst...you spend your days and nights skulking about the town in search of fresh meat to satisfy the beast...young and old..short and tall ..no woman is safe from the desires of goofballs enormous pecker...oh sorry I got lost in my own fantasies 
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