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Cause I have a big pecker 
Huh...I would think that would have the opposite effect... or is it such a huge hungry monster  that it must be fed regularly by as many female partners as you can round up...and thus one woman would never be able to fulfill its overwhelming thirst...you spend your days and nights skulking about the town in search of fresh meat to satisfy the beast...young and old..short and tall ..no woman is safe from the desires of goofballs enormous pecker...oh sorry I got lost in my own fantasies 
This will suffice.  
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Edited by
Lili_M
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Fri 03/11/11 07:04 PM
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I've been waiting all day for your response...cause I think I'm real funny...ha
Oh ...and I'm bored outa my Frigin mind. |
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Apparently I'm still single because women think my profile sounds too good to be true, believe it or not. Yes that is what most mail me back and say.
Been searching for that special person now for a year! Maybe good guys dont get the girl after all. Should I just change my profile and try to be less nice? lol |
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Probably because i wont let a amyone drive my mustang.(really im kinda scared to drive it LOL 9 seconds in the 1/4 mile) and im very nervous around girls.
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I'm single because I keep making the same mistake of putting all my eggs in one basket. I get my heart set on one woman, she crushes me and it takes me forever to recover. Someday I'll learn.
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b/c I don't like drama or bs?
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Probably because i wont let a amyone drive my mustang.(really im kinda scared to drive it LOL 9 seconds in the 1/4 mile) and im very nervous around girls. cool post a picture what kinda mustang? |
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ummmm
then using the post 1 above as an example: I'm always the "friend" and it seldom progresses past that that ****'s gotta stop
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Why am I still single I guess because one of jultiple things happen, 1: spend a lot of thime on work and don't even bother to look,
2: someone else barges in 3: difficult finding anyone single in the state I am in 4: could keep going but decided to stop! |
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I don't want to get hurt.
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It's taken me a decade to get single so I am in no hurry-LOL!
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Because I'm abnormal. And proud of it.
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 bcoz nothing good fred in my life are fred mine!!
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Probably because i wont let a amyone drive my mustang.(really im kinda scared to drive it LOL 9 seconds in the 1/4 mile) and im very nervous around girls. cool post a picture what kinda mustang? sorry but i dont know hbow to post it on the forum.... its an 82 mustang with a 392 stroker motor that was donated to me from holbrook racing engines. the engine is pure aluminum, it weighs a fraction of what its stock engine did. and it was originally a 4 cylinder. its latest run was 9.75 seconds in the quarter mile. |
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Because Omaha men don't want relationships and the ones that do are wierd.
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Because Omaha men don't want relationships and the ones that do are wierd.
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after all the guessing and BS-ing I have done on this thread, I'm beginning to think it's because Ima smaaart chick
(see the educated woman thread - you'll cry  )
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Probably because i wont let a amyone drive my mustang.(really im kinda scared to drive it LOL 9 seconds in the 1/4 mile) and im very nervous around girls. cool post a picture what kinda mustang? sorry but i dont know hbow to post it on the forum.... its an 82 mustang with a 392 stroker motor that was donated to me from holbrook racing engines. the engine is pure aluminum, it weighs a fraction of what its stock engine did. and it was originally a 4 cylinder. its latest run was 9.75 seconds in the quarter mile. can u pop a wheelie? |
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Cause Miss Piggy is taken.
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Cause Miss Piggy is taken. damm ya kermie IS greener than you
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