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Ah Lex, dangerous waters there...lol
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Answer to items 1-10. Hire a pro. It's easier both on the wallet and the digestive system in the long run. I'm thinking more along the lines of a "personal assistant," once I get important and famous enough to justify that sort of thing.... Why bother trying to justify it?? Just GET one...lmao You're right, I'm WAY beyond the point where I need to justify anything anymore! Might as well get two of them. Or three.... Exactly, my friend. LOL Having to actually justify stuff is no fun at all. |
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Like back in 2005, there was this Mountain Dew Pitch Black, which was just Mountain Dew with grape in it. It was fantastic. They stopped making it as soon as I had to have it.
OMG, Lex. Did you try the Cherry Citrus Game Fuel Mountain Dew had out over the Summer??? That stuff was AWESOME....and of course, they stopped making it. 
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Most good things end eventually.
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Like back in 2005, there was this Mountain Dew Pitch Black, which was just Mountain Dew with grape in it. It was fantastic. They stopped making it as soon as I had to have it.
OMG, Lex. Did you try the Cherry Citrus Game Fuel Mountain Dew had out over the Summer??? That stuff was AWESOME....and of course, they stopped making it.
Yeah, I really liked that one, too....! |
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Im the perfect girlfriend. Not trying to impugn your veracity, but I have heard that many times before....!! In every case, the statement was made prior to her having any comprehension of what all was involved with that....! 
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7. Other girls are always more interested in me when I'm with somebody. I still don't understand that one.
ya know,i'm also trying to figure that one out.it's an unsolved mystery  
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Hey Lex coming in for an update on your search??
How's it going? |
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Hey Lex coming in for an update on your search?? How's it going? Hi, Fran! It's pretty much at a standstill....! The only potential "prospects" I've run across -- and this is based solely on bits & pieces -- are always too far away and don't want to talk, anyway.... I've basically come to the conclusion that there isn't anybody out there who is really compatible with me, so I'm just going to keep writing books until I get so rich I don't even think about women anymore....!
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Gold diggers! Yayyyyyy!!!
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Gold diggers! Yayyyyyy!!!
Like Clint Eastwood said, "A man's got to know his limitations".... |
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I've made friends with my limitations.....
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Hey Lex coming in for an update on your search?? How's it going? Hi, Fran! It's pretty much at a standstill....! The only potential "prospects" I've run across -- and this is based solely on bits & pieces -- are always too far away and don't want to talk, anyway.... I've basically come to the conclusion that there isn't anybody out there who is really compatible with me, so I'm just going to keep writing books until I get so rich I don't even think about women anymore....!
NOOOO!!! don't do that, at least think about us!!!! |
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I've made friends with my limitations.....
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Gold diggers! Yayyyyyy!!!
Like Clint Eastwood said, "A man's got to know his limitations".... “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” |
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Gold diggers! Yayyyyyy!!!
Like Clint Eastwood said, "A man's got to know his limitations".... “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” Well, do ya punk?? *eyebrow raised* |
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Gold diggers! Yayyyyyy!!!
Like Clint Eastwood said, "A man's got to know his limitations".... “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” Well, do ya punk?? *eyebrow raised* “Go ahead, make my day” |
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Gold diggers! Yayyyyyy!!!
Like Clint Eastwood said, "A man's got to know his limitations".... “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” Well, do ya punk?? *eyebrow raised* “Go ahead, make my day” Baby, you don't even know... and now that you're just a road trip away... watch what you wish for..  
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Gold diggers! Yayyyyyy!!!
Like Clint Eastwood said, "A man's got to know his limitations".... “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?” Well, do ya punk?? *eyebrow raised* “Go ahead, make my day” If you insist.....  
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I go away for an hour, and when I come back, I'm in the middle of a Clint Eastwood movie. How does this happen?
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