Topic: Why I Need A Girlfriend
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Sat 01/16/10 03:30 PM
Spaghetti?drool drool drool drool drool

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Sat 01/16/10 03:32 PM


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh I think Fear is in contact with some hoodoo voodoo woman who can get you a hot, smart, laundry doing woman for only 19.95 USD, but supplies are limited and they don't keep long in that cardboard box, so you'd better act fast....


I already told him I wanted in on that deal, and he ignored me after that! Maybe he's low on inventory....



I'll remind him, I'm sure he got lots of takers on that, and is working harder than a greased up stripper on a metal pole....

(I think I had too much birthday cake....)frustrated

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Sat 01/16/10 03:33 PM

Spaghetti?drool drool drool drool drool


Oh, that's another thing. I can't cook at all. I can barely take Pop-Tarts out of the wrapper. So I'll need someone to open the wrappers for me.


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Sat 01/16/10 03:54 PM
hi there..wanna chat with me baby..

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Sat 01/16/10 04:06 PM
There ya go Lex.

Ask and ye shall receive.

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Sat 01/16/10 04:22 PM


Answer to items 1-10.

Hire a pro.

It's easier both on the wallet and the digestive system in the long run.


I'm thinking more along the lines of a "personal assistant," once I get important and famous enough to justify that sort of thing....




Why bother trying to justify it??

Just GET one...lmao

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Sat 01/16/10 04:24 PM

hi there..wanna chat with me baby..




wow WOW Lex

maybe these kinda threads DO work

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Sat 01/16/10 04:26 PM


hi there..wanna chat with me baby..




wow WOW Lex

maybe these kinda threads DO work


I think he may be on IM at the moment.

If you get my drift.

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Mon 01/18/10 05:04 PM

hi there..wanna chat with me baby..



You're doing it wrong.


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Mon 01/18/10 05:09 PM

hi there..wanna chat with me baby..






I'm sorry


But I found this hysterical!!!


Be careful what ya wish for Lex!!!!!:heart: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 01/18/10 05:10 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Be careful what you wish for.....

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Mon 01/18/10 05:11 PM


hi there..wanna chat with me baby..






I'm sorry


But I found this hysterical!!!


Be careful what ya wish for Lex!!!!!:heart: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Yeah, if there's an immediate instantaneous violation of protocol, it's not going to generate the "right results"....!!


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Mon 01/18/10 05:13 PM



Answer to items 1-10.

Hire a pro.

It's easier both on the wallet and the digestive system in the long run.


I'm thinking more along the lines of a "personal assistant," once I get important and famous enough to justify that sort of thing....




Why bother trying to justify it??

Just GET one...lmao


You're right, I'm WAY beyond the point where I need to justify anything anymore!

Might as well get two of them. Or three....


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Mon 01/18/10 05:15 PM
Geez Lex, I thought you'd be entertaining us with lurid tales of your latest conquest by now.

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Mon 01/18/10 05:16 PM

Geez Lex, I thought you'd be entertaining us with lurid tales of your latest conquest by now.


Let's hope not. My latest conquest was slightly before the Civil War.


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Mon 01/18/10 05:17 PM
Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time......

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Mon 01/18/10 05:18 PM

Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time......


Pfffft, the thread is still going....

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Mon 01/18/10 05:21 PM

Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time......


But she may have been able to.

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Mon 01/18/10 05:23 PM


Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time......


But she may have been able to.


Meh. That approach is not going to "grab" me, so to speak.


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Mon 01/18/10 05:26 PM


Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time......


Pfffft, the thread is still going....


True, she could be the one......I bet you could have fun opening pop tart wrappers together...Oh hell, I'm out of them, now I want a cherry pop tart with sprinkles.sad sad sad sad