100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Why I Need A Girlfriend | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
Spaghetti?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 I think Fear is in contact with some hoodoo voodoo woman who can get you a hot, smart, laundry doing woman for only 19.95 USD, but supplies are limited and they don't keep long in that cardboard box, so you'd better act fast....
I already told him I wanted in on that deal, and he ignored me after that! Maybe he's low on inventory.... I'll remind him, I'm sure he got lots of takers on that, and is working harder than a greased up stripper on a metal pole.... (I think I had too much birthday cake....) 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Spaghetti?
Oh, that's another thing. I can't cook at all. I can barely take Pop-Tarts out of the wrapper. So I'll need someone to open the wrappers for me. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hi there..wanna chat with me baby..
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
There ya go Lex.
Ask and ye shall receive. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Answer to items 1-10. Hire a pro. It's easier both on the wallet and the digestive system in the long run. I'm thinking more along the lines of a "personal assistant," once I get important and famous enough to justify that sort of thing.... Why bother trying to justify it?? Just GET one...lmao |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hi there..wanna chat with me baby.. wow WOW Lex maybe these kinda threads DO work |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hi there..wanna chat with me baby.. wow WOW Lex maybe these kinda threads DO work I think he may be on IM at the moment. If you get my drift. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hi there..wanna chat with me baby.. You're doing it wrong. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hi there..wanna chat with me baby.. I'm sorry But I found this hysterical!!! Be careful what ya wish for Lex!!!!!  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Be careful what you wish for..... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hi there..wanna chat with me baby.. I'm sorry But I found this hysterical!!! Be careful what ya wish for Lex!!!!!
Yeah, if there's an immediate instantaneous violation of protocol, it's not going to generate the "right results"....!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Answer to items 1-10. Hire a pro. It's easier both on the wallet and the digestive system in the long run. I'm thinking more along the lines of a "personal assistant," once I get important and famous enough to justify that sort of thing.... Why bother trying to justify it?? Just GET one...lmao You're right, I'm WAY beyond the point where I need to justify anything anymore! Might as well get two of them. Or three.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Geez Lex, I thought you'd be entertaining us with lurid tales of your latest conquest by now.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Geez Lex, I thought you'd be entertaining us with lurid tales of your latest conquest by now. Let's hope not. My latest conquest was slightly before the Civil War. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time......
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time...... Pfffft, the thread is still going.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time...... But she may have been able to. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time...... But she may have been able to. Meh. That approach is not going to "grab" me, so to speak. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Could be worse, at least she didn't say she'd love you long time...... Pfffft, the thread is still going.... True, she could be the one......I bet you could have fun opening pop tart wrappers together...Oh hell, I'm out of them, now I want a cherry pop tart with sprinkles. 
|
|
|
|
|
