I actually don't want to "screw" anybody that isn't important to me...of course I've made the mistake of screwing someone that was of utter uselessness to my life, but that didn't become apparent until after. Besides I'm just looking for friends, my failure rate of relationships is appalling.

it's not about the number, it's about the qualities. i'd like a girl who i find attractive and who's smart and classy. a non-smoker, light drinker, extrovert who is even tempered and has a job. a woman between the ages of 25 and 35, preferably without kids(but 1 or 2 is ok), who likes to chill at home with me on the couch most nights. and of course i want a girl who likes me the way i am, is physically attracted to me enough to desire to have sex with me and who is honest and faithful.

that's about it. oh yeah, it'd be great if she had nice teeth.


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You didn't reply to mine...Why not?

I actually don't want to "screw" anybody that isn't important to me...of course I've made the mistake of screwing someone that was of utter uselessness to my life, but that didn't become apparent until after. Besides I'm just looking for friends, my failure rate of relationships is appalling.

Hey Jessi thats my buddy Billy

He's cool...believe what he says to be true....well....not all of it, he is a cynic

We all have the one we imagine. Don't give up on her.

it's like sandra bullock in practical magic. she wanted a guy with all of these impossible traits, then at the end of the movie she gets him.

life ain't a movie.


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So I THINK you're saying that you don't have sex unless you already respect and like her?

It's funny. I'm at this really weird place in my life atm. I love the idea of having a crush, being in love, marriage... But if I think of individiual men as a whole, I just... fizzle and die.

Men have REALLY disapointed me.

No it's not. But we can have hope. Always have hope.

He must think youre cute Jessi...cuz he never actually told anyone his real name before





















Including me.....cuz maybe if he did I would have stopped calling him Billy Now who is the cynic

it's like any other fun activity. it's more fun with someone you enjoy being with otherwise. i love vegas but i'm not going there with someone i don't like to be around.

I find people in general to usually be disappointing, at least in the states. Some people are genuinely good people, but most just seem to have a head full of air and helium...apparently not enough helium to get them to float away...and then my theory that there is a drop of cyanide in the gene pool for every person born, but that probably isn't true and I was never really good at science anyway so I'm probably way off.

By the way, my name is Duane...not Billy, we pull that on new people and they start on calling me Billy. Started ever since Billy thought for whatever reason my name was Billy.

He must think youre cute Jessi...cuz he never actually told anyone his real name before.

i've been looking for 15 years. i'm all out of hope.

Can I count how many comments I see tonight which I believe were typed with the users EYES CLOSED??

Men "date" women and "think of just as a screw" them for the SAME EXACT REASONS

Do you really think we are dogs? That all we want is to HUMP?"

Okay, maybe...there are the small percentage of men who are like that. But who cares about them because I do not even consider those people men.

So, the difference is this. When we meet a girl we ask ourselves some questions. And they are ALL different for ALL men. Some of the questions may be, "Does she like football?" "Does she like my Mom?" "Does she like Video Games?" "Will she lick my nipples and not make it a big deal?"

Now, if this girl...in his opinion allows him to answer YES to those questions, whatever they may BE, she then goes from "just a screw" to "possible" girlfriend.....

So, you girls

Its your choice, not ours

Wait... but... that's what GIRLS do! So then what the hell?

I must be doing something majorly wrong here.

I said....

"okay ready for your answer?"

You replied,

"Yuppo!"



Which is me warning you that you would have nothing

And then I answered your question....with




And you said...................






And...

That was your answer???


Like, next subject?

All of them other than,

Do you want to watch football?

That WAS my answer. I DID ask "What the hell?" OK, then... here's one. How does a woman even KNOW what questions he's asking himself, and how does she let him answer yes to them?