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Isn't a headline that says "Really Boring British Guy" just being redundant? Now if it said "Really Interesting British Guy with good teeth", that would set him apart. Not redundant, just a vastly huge understatement is all. |
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Edited by
DTHRomeo
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Thu 06/11/09 07:48 PM
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I think i can roast Dan
As long as i don't have to eat him And i still think Pink Lady can do so much better |
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He needs his own language ...Because i cant understand a ****king thing he says..yea i need a dumby book for dan what the f are you talking about? Remember to take your medication. |
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Dan, it's what?? 3am there? You must be at work, eh?
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Edited by
Dan99
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Thu 06/11/09 07:54 PM
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I think i can roast Dan As long as i don't have to eat him And i still think Pink Lady can do so much better You are probably right there. Time to give her another shot of crack.. She needs me.. |
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Dan, it's what?? 3am there? You must be at work, eh? 3am? He's British, so he's just getting done getting sauced for the night. |
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Dan, it's what?? 3am there? You must be at work, eh? eh? are you Canadian, eh? Yep i am at work. I get paid for this crap. |
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Dan, it's what?? 3am there? You must be at work, eh? eh? are you Canadian, eh? Yep i am at work. I get paid for this crap. Oi! I'm the Canadian around here. 
I was just wondering why you looked scared of the bird. Does her verbally assault you? I was once verbally assaulted by some pikeys outside of London... Is he a pikey? 
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I don't know if we should Roast him-
He's best served up fried with a side of "chips" and a pint of ale  !
(((Dan))) 
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Dan, it's what?? 3am there? You must be at work, eh? eh? are you Canadian, eh? Yep i am at work. I get paid for this crap. Oi! I'm the Canadian around here.
I was just wondering why you looked scared of the bird. Does her verbally assault you? I was once verbally assaulted by some pikeys outside of London... Is he a pikey?
Pikeys normally physically assault people, you got lucky. The bird had actually just squacked(however ya spell it) at me! |
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I don't know if we should Roast him- He's best served up fried with a side of "chips" and a pint of ale !
(((Dan)))
You know i dont DO cyber hugging! |
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He needs his own language ...Because i cant understand a ****king thing he says..yea i need a dumby book for dan what the f are you talking about? Remember to take your medication. |
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He needs his own language ...Because i cant understand a ****king thing he says..yea i need a dumby book for dan what the f are you talking about? Remember to take your medication. Its not the size that counts its the motion and the lotion. |
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He needs his own language ...Because i cant understand a ****king thing he says..yea i need a dumby book for dan what the f are you talking about? Remember to take your medication. Its not the size that counts its the motion and the lotion. Or how fussy the bird is? |
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He needs his own language ...Because i cant understand a ****king thing he says..yea i need a dumby book for dan what the f are you talking about? Remember to take your medication. Its not the size that counts its the motion and the lotion. 
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Dan is a riot for sure!!
Someone who you would like to escort "riot" the door!!! Dan is someone who has a great sense of humor!! too bad he has no sense of smell!! My gawd Dan! change your underwear man! Dan is not a bad looking, in fact, quite handsome...especially if someone handsome 'thing' to him to cover up with!! Dan is very assertive too!! "assert of" person that will grow on you over time...and I really hope that he got that taken care of when he got back to England...I had to burn the sheets to stop the growth of whatever it was!!! Dan loves his pink...his pink suitcase, his pink purse, his pink backpack...the pink that really makes him look good is the "Pink Lady"!!! Dan is actually extremely intelligent...he can almost keep up with Andrew, the Irish man!! Dan liked my Subaru so much that I had to start him on fire to get him the heck out of it!! and when I got home, I had to burn the back seat to get the smell of his arse out of it!! seriously...if anyone has spent time with Dan...you have seen him way too much!! I actually have had the honor of having Dan stay at my home for several days...he is one of the kindest, most generous people I have ever met!! I am so blessed to be able to call him a friend! Cheers to Dan!! He is simply the best.... well...he is simple... Love you Dan!! *as I sit with my fat arse on the cooler full of beer!* |
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Edited by
Dan99
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Thu 06/11/09 08:34 PM
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Dan is a riot for sure!! Someone who you would like to escort "riot" the door!!! Dan is someone who has a great sense of humor!! too bad he has no sense of smell!! My gawd Dan! change your underwear man! Dan is not a bad looking, in fact, quite handsome...especially if someone handsome 'thing' to him to cover up with!! Dan is very assertive too!! "assert of" person that will grow on you over time...and I really hope that he got that taken care of when he got back to England...I had to burn the sheets to stop the growth of whatever it was!!! Dan loves his pink...his pink suitcase, his pink purse, his pink backpack...the pink that really makes him look good is the "Pink Lady"!!! Dan is actually extremely intelligent...he can almost keep up with Andrew, the Irish man!! Dan liked my Subaru so much that I had to start him on fire to get him the heck out of it!! and when I got home, I had to burn the back seat to get the smell of his arse out of it!! seriously...if anyone has spent time with Dan...you have seen him way too much!! I actually have had the honor of having Dan stay at my home for several days...he is one of the kindest, most generous people I have ever met!! I am so blessed to be able to call him a friend! Cheers to Dan!! He is simply the best.... well...he is simple... Love you Dan!! *as I sit with my fat arse on the cooler full of beer!* Only someone that really knows me like you do knows that to really give me a roasting is to embarrass me with compliments! 
(he says, choosing to ignore all your mean jokes! haha) Wish i had time to properly reply to that. Its getting busier here at work. Love ya Deb! Hang on, ALMOST keep up with Andy? B!tch! |
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Edited by
plk1966
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Thu 06/11/09 08:43 PM
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where the hell do you work that at 3 am it is getting busy.....the morgue
I do want to take a minute to thank Dan from the bottom of my heart for agreeing to do this for me...he really is a nice guy no matter what you all said about him prior to this thread 
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where the hell do you work that at 3 am it is getting busy.....the morgue I do want to take a minute to thank Dan from the bottom of my heart for agreeing to do this for me...he really is a nice guy no matter what you all said about him
Ummmm.. Time does keep on moving yanno...its not 3am forever! Its approaching 5am. And dont jump on that being nice to me bandwagon, you aint fooling nobody! haha |
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where the hell do you work that at 3 am it is getting busy.....the morgue I do want to take a minute to thank Dan from the bottom of my heart for agreeing to do this for me...he really is a nice guy no matter what you all said about him
Ummmm.. Time does keep on moving yanno...its not 3am forever! Its approaching 5am. And dont jump on that being nice to me bandwagon, you aint fooling nobody! haha hey sh!theas you avoided my question........where the hell do you work that it gets busy at 5 AM? |
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