I thought this was a roasting not my life story!

Its the start of a new day, people are arriving at work, wanting access to places, causing alarms, being annoying, phoning me up wanting stuff. The sun is rising, causing more alarms, cos it does that. I am kinda like a security guard, but for a lot of places.

He makes donuts at the train station. Morning rush, ya know.

OMG who would trust YOU with a security type job

Did ya have to do the Prince to get it?

No, prolly worse.. Camilla..

Camilla did me.

She didnt even need a strap-on.

You almost made me lose my dinner.

And I thought ol' Danny-boy was The STIG!!!

Apparently the Stig is French...I thought it was blasphemy!


And please, Camilla and strap on should never be used in such context.

Well, it could be worse- The Stig could be CANADIAN!!!

He'd have to know French then! (We're forced to learn it in school but you'd be amazed at how easy it is to forget)


Sorry Dan, Dan the Man, this is the Dan Roast, and I'll leave you to it

Its ok, i gotta be off now anyway.

Thanks for the roasting, was much fun.

Though you all still aint got nothing!

DAN you are forgetting one thing.............they get to roast you all week .....he he he

I bet ol' Danny-boy has had his share of "Spotted ****", too!

I never knew how exciting my sex life would become, till I saw a picture of Dan digging for nose nuggetts. I learned that if you can get a sensation out of sticking your finger in such a small hole, you can please a woman just by sticking your finger up a hole and twirl your finger around and twisting your tongue. Not only does it get them excited, they also can have multipule orgasms just by your finger action. Your finger comes back out also just wet with no boogers on it.

Thanks Dan, you`re the man.

WOW I would have thought by this morning this thing would have taken on a new life of its own............

ok where are all the people that have been calling Dan as ass since the day he came to Mingle, here's your chance to really tell him what you think

shameless bump .....DAN would have done that anyway

Haha well done rara, its nice to not be the most disgusting person in a thread for a change!

Of course.

You have had plenty of unspotted **** though, i am sure.

They are just all jealous that i am getting any attention.

Losers..