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Topic: MINGLE CELEBRITY ROAST
elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Sat 06/13/09 02:55 PM
When Charles needs a stand-in for anything outside of photos, he uses someone from his Secret Service. Dan is used strictly for photo ops, due to the fact that Camilla likes him, and also because they both have Dumbo sized ears.

Tootsweet13 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 2713	Sat 06/13/09 03:04 PM
Is too cool for the likes of TootSweet13 and no longer talks to her.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 06/13/09 04:57 PM
Is too cool for the likes of TootSweet13 and no longer talks to her. Who? Me?! But yeah you are right, im way too cool to talk to you. I am apparantly a Mingle celebrity. You are just a Mingle Cerebal Palsy sufferer..

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 06/13/09 04:57 PM
When Charles needs a stand-in for anything outside of photos, he uses someone from his Secret Service. Dan is used strictly for photo ops, due to the fact that Camilla likes him, and also because they both have Dumbo sized ears. You know what they say, big ears..big.. hearing aids.

Tootsweet13 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 2713	Sat 06/13/09 04:58 PM
Is too cool for the likes of TootSweet13 and no longer talks to her. Who? Me?! But yeah you are right, im way too cool to talk to you. I am apparantly a Mingle celebrity. You are just a Mingle Cerebal Palsy sufferer.. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. Wrong thread. I was referring to Sully. Apologies all around. Wanker!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 06/13/09 05:02 PM
Is too cool for the likes of TootSweet13 and no longer talks to her. Who? Me?! But yeah you are right, im way too cool to talk to you. I am apparantly a Mingle celebrity. You are just a Mingle Cerebal Palsy sufferer.. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. Wrong thread. I was referring to Sully. Apologies all around. Wanker! I cant believe you would have the audacity to refer to someone other than myself in this thread. Disrespectful.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Sat 06/13/09 05:18 PM
Dan's a Tosser and a wanker he's got toejam and some cankers. He's a Whiner He's a groaner He's a 6 foot 2 inch boner. He's a good guy When he's sleepin But when you are, He's a creepin. To your window, NO!! it's open In your yard He is a mopin Stealin undies and your knickers He takes them To his Viccars They give candy They give money On your knickers They pour honey !??! He likes Tootsweet Won't admit it And he pervs her He can't quit it When she's online He's so happy When she's not His day is crappy

Tootsweet13 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 2713	Sat 06/13/09 05:21 PM
Dan's a Tosser and a wanker he's got toejam and some cankers. He's a Whiner He's a groaner He's a 6 foot 2 inch boner. He's a good guy When he's sleepin But when you are, He's a creepin. To your window, NO!! it's open In your yard He is a mopin Stealin undies and your knickers He takes them To his Viccars They give candy They give money On your knickers They pour honey !??! He likes Tootsweet Won't admit it And he pervs her He can't quit it When she's online He's so happy When she's not His day is crappy

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 06/13/09 05:39 PM
Dan's a Tosser and a wanker he's got toejam and some cankers. He's a Whiner He's a groaner He's a 6 foot 2 inch boner. He's a good guy When he's sleepin But when you are, He's a creepin. To your window, NO!! it's open In your yard He is a mopin Stealin undies and your knickers He takes them To his Viccars They give candy They give money On your knickers They pour honey !??! He likes Tootsweet Won't admit it And he pervs her He can't quit it When she's online He's so happy When she's not His day is crappy He once was a girl Or should I say He once was a gay he showed me his room Isn't it good? Norwegian Elswood He asked me to stay And he told me to sit on his knee So I looked around and I noticed There was s bit of pee I sat on a rug biding my time Drinking his wine We talked until two And then he said: "It's time for bed" He told me he worked in the morning And started to laugh I told him I didn't And crawled off to sh1t in his bath And when I finished I was alone, this twat has flown So I lit a fire Isn't it good? Norwegian Elswood

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 06/13/09 05:44 PM


myteemouse Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 245	Sat 06/13/09 05:48 PM
I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 06/13/09 05:55 PM
I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit. Better than being a wrinkle in an old woman's suit..

myteemouse Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 245	Sat 06/13/09 06:05 PM
I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit. Better than being a wrinkle in an old woman's suit.. Pfft. I don't have wrinkles. I had myself steam cleaned just yesterday.

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Sat 06/13/09 06:20 PM
I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit. Better than being a wrinkle in an old woman's suit.. Pfft. I don't have wrinkles. I had myself steam cleaned just yesterday. you mean you took your bra off to pull out all the wrinkles...lol

myteemouse Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 245	Sat 06/13/09 06:30 PM
I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit. Better than being a wrinkle in an old woman's suit.. Pfft. I don't have wrinkles. I had myself steam cleaned just yesterday. you mean you took your bra off to pull out all the wrinkles...lol I tried that, and it didn't work. All it did was pull my eyebrows down over my lip...and they clashed with my mustache.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 06/13/09 07:11 PM
I like dan Underneath his rude sarcastic exterior I bet he's a ***** Umm cat. Yeah cat Everyone that knows me well knows i am more of a bastard that what i come across in the threads! Actually he's a bunny in a jackass suit. Better than being a wrinkle in an old woman's suit.. Pfft. I don't have wrinkles. I had myself steam cleaned just yesterday. you mean you took your bra off to pull out all the wrinkles...lol I tried that, and it didn't work. All it did was pull my eyebrows down over my lip...and they clashed with my mustache. hahaha At least if your lips are covered you might lose some weight and the size of your butt will reduce enough for you to stop getting sh1t stains on your collar...

myteemouse Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 245	Sat 06/13/09 07:21 PM
I'll have you know I'm on a diet: the seafood diet. Bah-bum-bum.

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Sat 06/13/09 07:24 PM
O..........................M...........................G!

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Sun 06/14/09 11:41 AM
Dan's a Tosser and a wanker he's got toejam and some cankers. He's a Whiner He's a groaner He's a 6 foot 2 inch boner. He's a good guy When he's sleepin But when you are, He's a creepin. To your window, NO!! it's open In your yard He is a mopin Stealin undies and your knickers He takes them To his Viccars They give candy They give money On your knickers They pour honey !??! He likes Tootsweet Won't admit it And he pervs her He can't quit it When she's online He's so happy When she's not His day is crappy

prisoner Joined Tue 01/06/09 Posts: 5129	Sun 06/14/09 12:01 PM
it's because of men like Dan,England needed Americas help in 2 World Wars. be seeing you