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instead of the Hermit's Hermit's....Dan is just the Hermit!!! Do you mean Herman's Hermits? If you are gonna cuss me, at least get it right would ya?! |
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Dan is soooooooo British...he did not know that the English Channel was not some kind of cologne!! |
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i thought to be roasted you had to be a legal us citizen
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Dan! The Queen is on the phone!
She's all into Dan- the- Man!! good God !!!! the tabloids!!! What shall we say?     
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instead of the Hermit's Hermit's....Dan is just the Hermit!!! Do you mean Herman's Hermits? If you are gonna cuss me, at least get it right would ya?! the post has been corrected! |
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Dan is soooooooo British...he did not know that the English Channel was not some kind of cologne!! LHL is so far to the North of Michigan that she is UP her own arse. |
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Dan is soooooooo British...he did not know that the English Channel was not some kind of cologne!! LHL is so far to the North of Michigan that she is UP her own arse. Yes, Dan...THAT is why I live on..... LAKE SUPERIOR!!! |
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Dan! The Queen is on the phone! She's all into Dan- the- Man!! good God !!!! the tabloids!!! What shall we say?
I like it when she takes her teeth out. she has good gums. |
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I'm tellin you Dan has no luck at all
he was disowned by his wife and in-laws ......on his honeymoon if he were on the Titanic they would have launched empty life boats to keep from saving him and you know he's not too smart either he still wonders who put that iceburg there and thinks penguins can fly |
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Dan is soooooooo British...he did not know that the English Channel was not some kind of cologne!! LHL is so far to the North of Michigan that she is UP her own arse. Yes, Dan...THAT is why I live on..... LAKE SUPERIOR!!! I swear thats not really a lake. Its too big to be a lake. Just like your arse is. |
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I'm tellin you Dan has no luck at all he was disowned by his wife and in-laws ......on his honeymoon if he were on the Titanic they would have launched empty life boats to keep from saving him and you know he's not too smart either he still wonders who put that iceburg there and thinks penguins can fly Carebear has the face of a saint. Unfortunately its a Saint Bernard. |
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I'm tellin you Dan has no luck at all he was disowned by his wife and in-laws ......on his honeymoon if he were on the Titanic they would have launched empty life boats to keep from saving him and you know he's not too smart either he still wonders who put that iceburg there and thinks penguins can fly Carebear has the face of a saint. Unfortunately its a Saint Bernard.  good one I laughed out loud 
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Dan - Hugh Grant called--
he wants you to be his stunt double! 
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Dan - Hugh Grant called-- he wants you to be his stunt double!
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Edited by
Dan99
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Fri 06/12/09 01:56 PM
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I'm tellin you Dan has no luck at all he was disowned by his wife and in-laws ......on his honeymoon if he were on the Titanic they would have launched empty life boats to keep from saving him and you know he's not too smart either he still wonders who put that iceburg there and thinks penguins can fly Carebear has the face of a saint. Unfortunately its a Saint Bernard. good one I laughed out loud
watch this video from about 4:20, you can hear me telling this joke last saturday... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bVo4yNUaA0 |
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Dan - Hugh Grant called-- he wants you to be his stunt double!
That was actually me getting head that day but Hugh got the blame. I just would have gotten too much publicity for it. |
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I thought Dan was George Micheal's stunt double
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I thought Dan was George Micheal's stunt double
They had a fight in the men's room Romeo! |
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Oh i see , that makes sense! Thanks Holly
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I thought Dan was George Micheal's stunt double
They had a fight in the men's room Romeo! The only fight was with his zipper! |
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