Yes you do, but do you really have to keep them in your basement dungeon?

It's the proper temperature and humidity year round.

just a reminder....if you are interested in being a ROASTEE or have someone in mind, you must email me the information

Thank you Dan. It is nice to know that we both kind of have the same types of senses of humour.


Here is to you mate.

Dan, of course by now you realize that it's only us Tossers that see you as a peer that have responded in this thread. Those that think you below them will not answer here at all, and those that think you superior to them....





Don't exist.

Isn't it great how easily Dan takes a joke, the only other thing I have seen him take easily is a 10" c0ck up his a$$. We would all like Dan to visit the States again, but it may be awhile, since he was caught trying to smuggle a gerbil in his a$$ on his last trip.

It is nice to see so many of Dan's friends here, some people have come as far away as Exit 7b; Dan always celebrates his birthday with pagentry, as it was the last time he ever saw female genitiala.

Come on Toots, tell us what is on your mind, we could all use 2 minutes silence

please stick to the rules.......you can only ROAST DAN in this thread

My bad! There was just so much u@l tension there between Toots and Dan, I mean the last crap I left on the sidewalk gave off more heat.

But seriously, we all know that romance brings out the beast in Dan, yeah the jacka$$! He is the type of person, when you first meet him, you don't like him, but when you get to know him, you really can't stand him.

i was at a bar with Dan once, he asked the waiter where the bathroom was, the waiter said go to the left and he would see a sign that read Gentleman, and that Dan could ignore the sign and go it anyway.

You know all that Dan is, he owes to his parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account; but seriously no one should be punished for the of his birth, but Dan is such a wreck, he should be.

I have met people like Dan before, but I usually had to pay admission first; At work Dan does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe; Hey Dan, next time you shave that beard off, why don't you stand three inches closer to the blade? But seriously, they say opposite attract so I wish Dan well with meeting women here on Mingle, I sincerely hope he finds someone attractive, honest, intelligent and cultured. But seriously, the person who told you to just be yourself, could not have given worse advice. I heard Dan changed his mind, I wonder what he did with the diaper.

Well Rich has certainly been giving me a roasting here.

I nominate him for next week!

I know he would cry like a little girl if the shoe was on the other foot though.

I don't know Dan. But he seems like a total wanker. And he stole my last can of Ravioli.



There! How was that?

Kidding, Dan!

I still wanna be

I actually did steal it.

It was out of date and gave me the runs.

B!tch.

You totally had it coming then, didn't you? @ss