Meg Griffin: I wish Chris would quit drawing pictures of my head on a
pig's body.
Chris Griffin: [shouts] Don't censor me!

Stewie: HA! That's so funny I forgot to laugh... excluding that first
Ha.

9 Pages of you two,, OMG

Stewie Griffin: Soooo Broccoli, mother says you're very good for me. But
I'm afraid I'm no good for you.

(I know Styx posted this but it's funnier like this)

Stewie: Hey look! The fat one made a funny!
Okay, I got one....if you were to cook any slower, why you wouldnt be
cooking very fast now would you? (Pause.) Well that wasn't very
funny....oh, oh...
okay I got one (giggling) if you were to cook any slower, you wouldn't
need an egg timer, you would need an egg calander....hahahaha!! Oh yes,
I went there!!

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Mom)))))))))))))))))))))

a few others....

[on buying a coffin... ]
Peter Griffin: I'll take it, but I won't pay a cent over $60.
Coffin Salesman: Sir that casket costs $1000.
Peter Griffin: 70 bucks.
Coffin Salesman: Huh?
Peter Griffin: 2000 bucks.
Coffin Salesman: That's twice what it costs.
Peter Griffin: [pauses] 40 bucks.
Coffin Salesman: What?
Brian: He... he doesn't know how to haggle.

Stewie: Another baby? But, but I'm the baby. Why the deuce would they
want to replace me? My, my cheeks are pinchable, my bottom is smooth, my
laugh is heartwarming. Aha ha ha ha ho ho ho! What's that? I certainly
am not overreacting! What the devil do you think happened to Bobby when
they added cousin Oliver to the Brady bunch?
(Cut to the Brady family sitting around the table)
Mom: Oliver, did you break this vase?
Oliver: No the floor did (the family all laughs)
Boy: He's so cute.
(Bobby emerges from a door)
Bobby: Hey everybody I...
Dad: Bobby, you get back in the garage! (Thrusts end of broom into
Bobby.)
Bobby: Ow, ow!

((((((((((( Song, Stxy )))))))))))))))

This should be printed and saved for the baby book,, Now this would be
something to look back on while growing up,,, To funny,,, Sorry,, leave
ya two alone,,,

No! Stay

LAMom

Peter Griffin: Hey, Chris! Whatcha doing?
Chris Griffin: Jus' layin' back in the cot, peepin' at this here homey.
Yo, Pops, lemme have some cheddar. Some playa-hata be throwin' salt in
my game - grillin' me over my gear. An' I needs to be mackin' style!
Peter Griffin: Well... ehh... the important thing is you tried, son.

I dont think i could even keep up with ya two,,, This is so
Awesome

Stewie: What the hell is this? I said egg whites only! Are you trying to
give me a bloody heart attack? (Smashes breakfast into wall.) Make it
again!!

Love you Mom

Chris Griffin: [after eating vegetables] It tastes like a monkey. A
monkey that's past its prime!

Love you to Sweetie,,, Extra hugs and kisses for the show,,,

Lois Griffin: Don't try to pawn this off on your sister! She's a good
girl!
Chris Griffin: Oh, yeah? Well, what about the time she strangled our
other sister?
Lois Griffin: Oh, honey, we told you... that never happened. It was just
a bad dream.
Chris Griffin: But I remember it so...
Lois Griffin, Peter Griffin: IT WAS A DREAM!

Stewie: I say, Rupert, this paste is quite delicious. It's almost worth
the bowel obstruction!!!