Gotcha.........................

Stewie Griffin: What the hell is this?
Lois Griffin: It's your favourite honey, tuna salad.
Stewie Griffin: Oh,really, is that what it is? Because I could have
sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.

Hi Masterpiece Hows it going

Styx be nice....

OMG!!!!!

Did you guys take some of my meds?

ROTFLMAO

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this
is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for
you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

be nice??? huh???

walks backwards slowly heading towards the door




SLMA

SCREAMING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY HAVE LOST IT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay, I got it, I got it.

If you cooked anymore slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you need
an egg calendar.

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy.

LMAO!
Stef + Songgy = Stewie!!!!

You know Chris I was going to have him spare you....

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a
crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack
pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a
little inside.

Aha ha ha. Oh, gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your
own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link
goodbye. You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm.
You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that
outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show
right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And yet, you have
taken that and used it out of context, to insult me in this everyday
situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a
joke like that all by yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any titanic
jokes you want to throw at me while we're hitting these at the height of
their popularity? Hmm? Cause... I'm here. God you're SO funny.
Teeth # 1: Okay.

Teeth # 1: Okay.
Teeth # 1: One, two...
Stewie Griffin: Ah!


damn I need sleep...

I feel like

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and
it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to
be alive anymore.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
monkey

I don't need to $@%# impress you.

Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He
walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is
Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into
Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk,
Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm
breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft
boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy
crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your
homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a
good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?