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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 4 | |
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"i am a person with my feets in earth."
Do they let you in restaurants like that? Who needs restaurants when you're a vegetable? |
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"i like to watch the moon."
It doesn't really do much, though. Have another Tequila and look again |
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"i am looking for a guy who is understandung"
Some sort of fertilizer business? I think that's some kind of outhouse service |
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"a statbucks venti cup is actually a qouter of my height."
Apparently I've wandered into IncomprehensiblyCrypticDating.com again. |
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"I'm not into being conventional. I like classic rock."
Way to be unconventional there. |
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"Sleeping is my favorite, I consider it a hobby."
What a fun date she will be. I'm sorry, I wandered into narcalepticdating.com by accident |
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"i fell longly."
But you could have landed on your head. Think about it. Or don't. |
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"My hobby is smoking."
Have you thought about turning pro? Oh crap, turned the page to nicotinedating.com now... I'm really lost |
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"I'm not into being conventional. I like classic rock."
Way to be unconventional there. I bet she goes swimming right after lunch too |
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"Laught when i happy and cry when i sad. That's me. The unique me in the world."
Yeah, you're the only one who does that stuff. |
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"Im looking for a nice sincere guy. Cant be dumb as a box."
How about one of those really fancy boxes with the reinforced corners? |
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"You need to stop and rest here. Stop. Click here for the rest...Nomatter what I write here, it's always better to communicate and meet to know the real person."
Pffffft. I'm not falling for THAT again. |
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"I like art.I like huge butts.I like dogs.I like the fish of the world.I really like an adventuress guy who dosent mind a messy house."
How about a messy guy who has a dog with a huge butt? |
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"Wits happenin'."
You're half-right.... |
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"I am apparently like everyone else on here, a genuine, honest person."
Is it Opposite Day already? |
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"hi im a pette woman with short brown hair hazel/brown eyes like to have a laugh."
It's spelled "petty," just for future reference. |
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"looking for the perfeck man [if there is one]"
The ironing is delicious.... |
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"Hello, i'm not sure i've want to put in this white square..."
It's just a crossword puzzle, it won't hurt you.... |
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"Well i eat my life with BIG spoon and try to get the best of it because it is to short not to use every single second!!"
This is what we call a mixed metaphor. Unless your big spoon has a really short handle. |
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"I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN WHAT I NEED .BUT ITS NOT DIFFICULT."
Then you should be able to do it. |
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