well a (cough), i am smokin a joint as i type here at the lakevold library, and the librarian is having a fit. i know not why...well maybe it is because the lakevold police r on their way now, cause i can hear the sirenes a wailin, and a comin down gravel pit road. @100 mph like they always drive.

in fact all of the patrons r a coughin and smokin. and well the place stinks a little.

i doubt it has improved our typing ability, but our logic, reasoning, and happiness is greatly improved.

now how ridiculous is this?

my point exactly.

Bring in a big, huge black guy.
Then I tell my son this....

"This here is Bubba. Now if you don't quit smoking pot; this here big guy will be your cellmate. Every night he'll make you drop ur trousers and bend over. Now remember how I had to hold ur hand when you had those huge turds you couldn't get out cause it hurt so much? Now picture that same effect every night going in and out for a good 20 minutes. So, if you wanna walk down this road.. You best know how not to drop the soap and I pray you never meet Bubba."

The end.

I got this friend..
He's 7'9'', 419 lbs.
He's black, bald, and has this angry look all the time.
He's really actually a teddy bear tho..

So, I am sorry if I offended anyone else..
..because in my story I gave him a color.
But you ask me..
If I was young and threatened by him..
You're frikkin right I'd be scared...

idc if he's white, purple, orange, teal..

That's just a scary size to see when ur less then 6 feet let alone how old my son would be.

Oh, and his name is Bubba.

Point is, sorry if I offended anyone else for that TRUE comment.
You have my deepest sincere apologies.

Since I don't have any children, I will need to gaze into my crystal ball for a response, if my crystal ball shows that I will ever have any children, which I doubt will ever happen.

At least I am creative.

I started smokin pot when I was 12 and see how I turned out

wait

maybe that's not such a good example

page 50, almost there! *high 5*

I almost posted something along the same lines...but then I thought about it; working a dead-end job at 7-11, living in a dead-end state, barely was able to get my license...but I do have my good looks.

I'm stoned right now and I feel accomplished tonight. I actually understand subnetting (go brain!), I managed to brave Oktoberst in university town and actually do the chicken dance and not hurt myself and while kinda sick. I feel much better though. Especially about the subnetting

I'm learning how to organized and configure networks at school. It's part of that.

I'm really excited this thread's nearly done but...

You know, whoever rolls this over is gonna get stuck with Part 2

Subnetting is a PITA.

255.255.0.0
Class B - 2 Networks; 2 Hosts
11111111.11111111.00000000.00000000

You have a router w/5 Segments or 5,000 max bits per host

Take one octet; from left to right.
1 is on - 0 is off (btw)

1x8.1x8.10000000.00000000
That newly added one gives you I believe 5 subnets before I do the math...
You can turn on the first 3 octets..
It's like 200 something..
Can't exceed 255..

Blah, blah, blah.
Complicated stuff to grasp at first, lemme tell ya..
..but then it becomes a breeze.

I'll be the one to be stuck with the new thread and why?
Cause I know some whose gonna follow meeee. XD

I think my brain just fizzled out from reading all that...

Pfft, who follows you?

..you think reading it is bad?
lol, I work with it everyday. >.<
It's the fundamentals to making IP addresses for a computer network..Don't know that, well.. you're gonna have some issues, lol.

..and you know I'd say something you'd wanna respond to. XD